PUTTING ON a brave face, local man Andrew Tappin heralded an exciting new chapter and ‘exciting things in the pipeline’, leading everyone on LinkedIn to correctly surmise that he’s been fired by his now former place of employment. “Knowing when to move on has always been something I’ve made sure to do,” Tappin continued, in… Read more »
THE staffing crisis affecting Ireland has continued to cause chaos for employers across the country, to the point where even the company making ‘help wanted’ signs for windows have admitted that they cannot grow their workforce enough to meet the new demand. “All of a sudden, every pub, restaurant, supermarket and retailer needs a sign… Read more »
“IT’S ALIVE, my God it’s alive” a delighted coalition government said as it looked on in wonder at its diabolical creation which defied the laws of science and workers rights. Launching its job action plan aimed at tackling the current 44% youth unemployment rate in Ireland, the government denied it simply sewed the rancid, rotting… Read more »
HAVING just been made aware of one ‘sophisticated’ scam involving people being asked for their bank details, those on welfare have been alerted to a second, more serious scam which reportedly involves the Department of Social Welfare telling people there’s plenty of jobs out there. “Whether it’s someone on jobseekers or even on the PUP,… Read more »
LOCAL is-this-what-I-pay-taxes-for enthusiasts have taken a special interest in the case of one unemployed woman who found the time to do her own nails despite not having a job, WWN can confirm. “Where’d the money come from to do that I wonder,” scoffed one person as they spied 25-year-old Laura Lally’s immaculate nails in a… Read more »
WITH CSO figures revealing Ireland’s unemployment rate remaining stubbornly high, it’s never been more important to take advice on the job market and today WWN hears from employment expert Joshua Daly, currently employed by his father. “Unemployment is a state of mind at the end of the day. If I’ve said it once I’ve said… Read more »
WITH in-person shopping soon to be confined to retail outlets deemed to be ‘essential’, one local woman has made sure to increase her impatience and general rudeness when dealing with stressed out retail staff. Carrying herself with a sense that she is possibly the only one inconvenienced by a global pandemic and second nationwide lockdown… Read more »
“I suppose this is what they meant by ‘for better or worse’” sighed Waterford woman Erin Sheerin, trying her best to get a bit of her own work done by blocking out the noise of her husband Dylan hammering at his computer keyboard like it owed him money. “But I swear, if I’d known that… Read more »
“WE MUST be honest with the public, we have no idea as to their current locations,” an ashen faced government official shared at an emergency press conference confirming what your permanently angry uncle, who your family has severed ties with long ago, has always suspected; Ireland’s entire supply of women and jobs have been stolen… Read more »
WITH jobseekers facing the unique circumstance of searching for a job during a global pandemic in a country recently officially declared in recession, the Department of Social Welfare has sought to reassure the public with a series of supportive messages. “And have you thought about applying for a job, no?” Welfare said, confirming this particular… Read more »