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Local Man Suspects Wife Of Sneaking Quorn Into His Dinner
THERE was something about the smug way in which his wife enquired if he’d ‘enjoyed his dinner’ that has made ... -
5 Ways The Vegans Are Plotting To Stop You Eating Meat
IT has never been a more dangerous time in human history to be a meat eater AKA someone who doesn’t ... -
Prick Restaurant Customers Choose To Sit At Dirty Table
A PAIR of pricks who have just entered a local restaurant have decided to choose the only dirty table in ... -
Irish Man Will Learn How To Cook Once Mother Stops Making All His Meals For ...
A LOCAL MAN has confirmed he has every intention of channeling his inner Gordan Ramsey once his mother ceases her ... -
Local Man Too Hungry To Chance The Falafel
A FAMISHED Waterford man currently trying to decide what to eat for lunch has confirmed he is actually “too hungry” ... -
Chickpea Shortage Feared As Chickens Lay Fewer Peas
RETAILERS are reporting a large decrease in chickpea stocks around the world as chickens are laying fewer peas, sparking an increase ... -
Lovin’ Waterford: I’ve Sold My Share In This Bullshit Site, Kiss My Hole
SORRY to interrupt your daily browse for fucking blaa recipes and reviews of city hotspots that you can’t possibly afford ... -
Lovin’ Waterford: This Sandwich Was Supposed To Fill Us With Joy But We Just Feel ...
WHAT’S the fucking point, when you think about it. That’s the one thing that just keeps running through our minds ... -
Waiter Can’t Disguise Fact He Doesn’t Give A Shit
NOT fully sure whether it is the fact he is half hour away from finishing his shift or if it’s ... -
Local Chef Running Out Of Places To Work
A COUNTY Waterford man is currently running out of places to work after once again walking out of another head chef job at a local ...
