THE Irish seagull community has called for emergency chips to be delivered to seaside resorts across the country amid dwindling footfall figures as a direct result of the Covid-19 lockdown. Not used to foraging for food naturally using their basic instincts, the Westernised gulls likened the current climate to a ‘famine’, stating that humans will… Read more »
CORONAVIRUS claimed its biggest casualty of this crisis so far yesterday, with the closure of McDonalds restaurants around the country for the foreseeable future. With access to mass-produced chicken & beef-based fried foods now curtailed, parents find themselves facing into self-isolation with their children for an undetermined amount of time without even their usual ‘be… Read more »
A SELF-CONFESSED ‘foodie’ who spends what little disposal income he has on eating out in restaurants every now and again has confirmed, through his incessant moaning, that his other big passion in life is complaining non-stop about the restaurants he goes to. “You getting that breeze? There’s a breeze coming from the door. Dunno why… Read more »
JANUARY is drawing to a close, and all your hard work, determination and early-morning effort has paid off; you’ve shed those unwanted pounds, and you’re feeling great! There’s just one problem… none of your clothes fit anymore, and with January’s paycheck earmarked for clearing the Christmas credit card, you’re in quite a pickle! You obviously… Read more »
AN INDEPENDENT investigation is underway at a county Limerick restaurant this Monday evening after a portion of fish was reported to have smelled and tasted like fish, WWN can confirm. Staff at The Clam Pot have expressed concern over the unusual case, forcing management to close the establishment temporarily until a full investigation is complete…. Read more »
A LOCAL man who briefly found his groove on the chopping board and made light work of half an onion now believes he’s ready for the big time and a place on BBC’s flagship cooking show, Masterchef. Shocking himself in what can only be described as an out of body experience, Daniel O’Boyle (35) “went… Read more »
A BREAKTHROUGH in the way we view healthy diets and fitness routines is on the way after a groundbreaking study from a group of Irish scientists, WWN can confirm. At a press conference with a massive media presence a research team at TCD teased a major discovery before finally relenting and explaining the life-altering fruits… Read more »
REPORTS that some energy drinks could contain as many as 17 spoons of sugar and twice the caffeine of an espresso have been confirmed by the staff of Waterford Whispers News after a taste-testing session that left the entire writing staff wired for the better part of an entire day and do you know what, it… Read more »
NOT WANTING to misrepresent a complex situation regarding an industry he has little to no knowledge of, one lad in work has confirmed he’s got this whole beef dispute situation nailed down after drifting in and out of listening to the radio on the way into the office this morning. Thomas, a co-worker of middling… Read more »
IN COLOMBIA, the coffee capsule harvest threatens to be almost completely destroyed this year due to a severe drought. Farmers have confirmed that the poor growth of the popular capsules have seen them form only miserable, sub-standard aluminum caps. In Ireland, consumers now have to prepare themselves for the arrival of very small coffee capsules… Read more »