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Varadkar To Communicate On Burner Phone From Now On
PLEDGING to save the country and the government from being plunged into further crisis and ignominy, Tánaiste Leo Varadkar has ... -
Varadkar To Face Mild Sautéing In Dáil
LEO Varadkar will today continue to simmer on a low-heat following accusations that he leaked government documents to the National ... -
Donohoe Confirms Intention To Secure EU Job, Get The Fuck Out Of Here Before Shit ...
OUTGOING FINANCE minister Paschal Donohoe licked his finger and raised it in the sky to appraise the direction of the ... -
FF/FG Describe Terrifying Scenario In Which Public Get To Vote Again If Coalition Isn’t Formed
FIANNA FÁIL and Fine Gael have taken to the media to outline for the Irish public the horrifying prospect of ... -
Leaked: Varadkar’s Final Speech As Taoiseach
WITH the new three-party coalition paving the way for Micheál Martin to become Ireland’s next Taoiseach, current Taoiseach Leo Varadkar’s ... -
Nation Gives It A Week Before Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael At Each Other’s Throats
THE UNPRECEDENTED reality of the old rival civil war parties of Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil coming together in coalition ... -
Gardaí Raid House Of Part Time Worker Receiving Extra €15 A Week From Covid Payment
AMENDMENTS to emergency Covid-19 payments aimed at solving inefficiencies such as a one-shift-a-week part time worker receiving €350 a week ... -
Taoiseach Resets To Original ‘Welfare Scum’ Factory Settings
SOFTWARE ENGINEERS have apologised for a glitch in the Taoiseach’s operating system which had seen him mistakenly parrot ‘we’re all ... -
Eco-Friendly Austerity & Brown Hemp Envelopes: Inside Ireland’s Next Government
WITH a programme for government set to be discussed by Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael and the Green Party on Thursday, ... -
Green Party’s Coalition Demands Include Arming Bee Stingers With Covid-19 Vaccine
AS THE leaders of Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and the Green Party meet today to discuss potentially forming a three-party ... -
Exclusive: The Taoiseach’s Next Pop Culture Heavy Speech Leaked
FRESH from becoming to the Meme King of Ireland after dropping iconic Terminator dialogue into his last address to the ... -
The Omen Music Spontaneously Plays As Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael Meet For Fresh Talks
WHERE IT’S coming from remains unclear. Is it thundering from the clouds above? Being piped through the sewers via a ...
