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Local Grandmother Heartbroken After Grandkids Start At Educate Together
WATERFORD harridan Deirdre Malley has spent the morning in floods of tears as she attempted to come to terms with ... -
“Leaving Cert Shit Since They Changed It” States Local Man
LOCAL man Francis Milton has come out against the apparent simplicity of the Leaving Certificate examinations, stating that back in ... -
God Banned From Hanging Around Schools
A HIGH Court ruling has implemented a ban on the creator of the universe, God, after a series of public ... -
School Career Guidance Teachers Asked What They Do Exactly
SCRAMBLING to justify their existence, career guidance teachers throughout the country have responded to questions about the level of work ... -
UCD Student Convinced He’ll Pass Exams If He Just Doesn’t Sleep For Next 4 Days
THERE were scenes of calm and tranquility in the UCD library earlier today as second year Agriculture Science student Michael ... -
Mother Devastated After She Receives ‘F’ Grade For Her Son’s English Essay
Maureen Downey, a mother-of-three, from Clonmel in Tipperary is reportedly devastated after receiving the grade for an essay she worked ... -
‘Mandatory German For Both Junior And Leaving Cert Exams’, Says Quinn
THE Minister for education and skills, Ruairi Quinn, has announced at a press conference today that the German language will become ...