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Local Man In Leprechaun Suit Beginning To Regret Arts Degree
“UPON REFLECTION,” muffled arts degree holder Ronan Flannon through his top heavy leprechaun outfit he has been wearing for the ... -
“We Listened Intently To Students’ Concerns & Then Obviously Ignored Them”
MINISTER for Education Norma Foley was at pains to stress how much she has appreciated the contributions, input and testimonies ... -
Student Stabbing Pencil Case With Compass Awarded BT Young Scientist Prize
FOR OUTSTANDING contributions to innovation and research in the field of absentmindedly stabbing his pencil with a compass out of ... -
Norma Foley’s Guide To Keeping Students Warm In Class In Sub Zero Temperatures
FRESH from suggesting teachers should open windows ‘at a lower level’ if their classrooms are cold, Minister for Education Norma ... -
Biggest Kid In Each Class To Cover For Covid-Isolating Teacher
AS schools look set to re-open despite ever-higher Covid cases and little to no additional measures to ensure classroom safety, ... -
Sloths Secure HEPA Filter Contract For Schools
RELIEVED parents, education professionals and experts in air filtration have breathed a collective sigh of relief as the Department of ... -
New Education Minister Barra Finally Closes Schools
“I UNDERSTAND it’s a major inconvenience to parents, it’s short notice and it’s yet another interruption to childrens’ education but ... -
Government Launch New Compulsory Containment Balls For School Children
PLASTIC see-through balls for the country’s half a million school going children are set to become the government’s latest guideline ... -
Masks For Schoolkids Just Another Thing To Go Missing At Half Eight In The Morning
GOVERNMENT recommendations that all children aged 9 and over should wear face-masks in class has given parents just one more ... -
Appeal Made For Whereabouts Of Missing Minister For Education
WITH news that student teachers are to be drafted in to fill teaching shortages and will of course not be ...