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Plucky Small Town Club Unfairly Bullied By Rivals Sign Unknown Striker
A SMALL northern football club in England, recently subjected to a vile campaign from biased media, ex-pros and rivals, look ... -
Rooney Vardy Trial First To Use VAR
THE AUSTERE wood-panelled Victorian court room housing the libel case between Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy, which kicks off live ... -
The Only Things More Humiliating Than Man Utd’s 4-0 Loss To Brighton
WITH LIVERPOOL drawing with Spurs and Man City thrashing Newcastle it’s clear the biggest story in football from this weekend ... -
Diego Simeone’s Guide To Accepting Defeat With Grace
FOLLOWING a 1-0 defeat to Man City over two legs football fair play fenomeno Diego Simeone’s Atletico Madrid side gave ... -
“She’s A Lying Bitch” Defend Ronaldo Fans Out Of Habit
KEEN to defend their favourite player of all time, Ronaldo fans have been quick to deny whatever he’s been accused ... -
What Chelsea Can & Can’t Do Under Sanctions
THERE HAS been confusion and questions in the wake of the UK government sanctioning Putin pal Roman Abramovich, requisitioning Chelsea ... -
Chelsea Fans Looking Forward To Seeing What Billionaire They Have To Suck Up To Next
WITH Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich tearfully selling his beloved club in a very genuine and must-be-taken-at-face-value bid to raise much ... -
Man Utd Reiterate Zero Tolerance For All Non Ronaldo Related Crimes
MANCHESTER UNITED have reiterated their zero tolerance of any crime committed by their players, with the usual caveat that Cristiano ... -
FIFA To Donate Footballs To Drowning Refugees
HEAD OF FIFA Gianni Infantino has profusely apologised for suggesting that staging a World Cup every two years, instead of ... -
“He’s The Godfather Of Gegenpressing” Says Man United Supporter Who Only Heard Of Rangnick 72 ...
SPEAKING with absolute authority on a man he had never heard of 72 hours ago, local Manchester United supporter Dave ...