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5 Ways Rooney’s Week Could Get Worse
EMBROILED in a late night drinking session turned photoshoot with women rumoured to be ensnaring him in an extortion plot, ... -
Head Of Basketball Ireland Forced To Step Down After Saying Stuff Your Dad Is Always ...
THE CEO of Basketball Ireland Bernard O’Byrne has apologised and stepped down from his position after making the sort of ... -
Meet The Policeman In Charge Of Wembley Euros Security
A CAREFULLY coordinated effort by a substantial group of very intelligent English football ‘fans’, probably ex-SAS, who outsmarted Wembley security ... -
“Racism Is Staying Home”
ENGLAND’s gallant run to the final of the Euros and subsequent loss to Italy in the cruelest fashion via penalties ... -
Cluxton Confirms Intention To Pursue Stand Up Comedian Dream
FINALLY putting an end to speculation about his inter-county football career, Stephen Cluxton has confirmed he has stepped away from ... -
Replay Shows There Were Hundreds Of Balls On Pitch At Same Time
AS IF the awarding of England’s decisive penalty wasn’t scandalous enough, further replays of the build up to the incident ... -
It’s The PWWNERU (Penultimate WWN Euros Round Up)
WWN regrets to inform you that you must begin making preparations to live the rest of your life underground in ... -
WWN Previews England Vs Denmark
WHILE England have expressed their confusion at being inconvenienced by this evening’s foregone conclusion against Denmark, a mere 4 days ... -
It’s The NLDWWNERU (No Longer Daily WWN Euros Round Up)
A fantastic contest, the game between Spain and Italy was played at a quicker tempo than an EDM song stuck ... -
What To Do In The Event Of England Winning The Euros
WWN has have moved the England ‘It’s Coming Home’ Doomsday Clock forward by five minutes to 11:55PM, the closest it ...