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Mo Salah Ascends To Heaven
LIVERPOOL and Egyptian forward Mo Salah ascended to Heaven/Jannah directly after being substituted last night, with God deeming him too ... -
Liverpool Fan Would Be Happy With 5 or 6-0 Win Tonight
A LOCAL Liverpool has stressed that as part of his team’s guaranteed place in the Champion’s League final against either ... -
Russia Trial Bear Referees For Upcoming World Cup
AFTER a recent spate of unsavoury incidents involving the intimidation of referees, Russia has proposed an innovative solution to the ... -
Local Football Fan Still Doesn’t Rate Man City
DESPITE Man United’s 1-0 loss to West Brom securing the 2018 Premier League for Manchester City, one local football fan ... -
Ronaldo Concerned Some Football Fans Still Haven’t Seen His 6-Pack
IN the wake of yet another showcase for Cristiano Ronaldo’s nerves of steel and striking precision, the Real Madrid striker ... -
Guardiola Cements Reputation As Worst Manager Of All Time
FOLLOWING a pathetic 5-1 aggregate defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Manchester City ‘manager’ Pep Guardiola has firmly cemented his ... -
Police Respond To Reports Of Massacre At Porto Stadium
REPORTS coming into WWN from the Portuguese city of Porto details a harrowing event which saw police racing to the ... -
Liverpool Fan’s Girlfriend Wished He Talked About Her Like He Does Mo Salah
JESSICA Farrelly cut a forlorn figure on the end of her couch yesterday afternoon as she had to contend yet ... -
Local Man Hasn’t Watched A Decent Football Match In Ages
DESPITE averaging over 8 live games a week, local man Kevin Blaney expressed frustration at the fact he hasn’t watched ...
