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Increasing Number Of Liverpool Fans Left With No Fingernails
FOLLOWING on from a nervy Champions League first leg tie against Bayern Munich and awaiting Sunday’s cagey match against a ... -
Local Man Has His Own Lyrics To Champions League Song
ALTHOUGH last year’s Champions League final drew an estimated 180 million viewers worldwide, with each viewer singing a different version ... -
Declan Rice Dumps Ireland Day Before Valentine’s Day
HEARTLESS footballer Declan Rice heartlessly broke the hearts of Ireland today with a heartlessly well-worded and perfectly reasoned if disappointing ... -
Liverpool Liverpool It Again
LIVERPOOL fans are this morning waking up to the grim realisation that hopes of the first Premier League championship in the storied ... -
FIFA 19 Update Includes ‘Corruption’ & ‘Doping’ Modes
RESPONDING to complaints from avid gamers that the new edition of the popular FIFA football game is not realistic enough, ... -
Non-Man United Fans Inconsolable After Mourinho Sacking
SCENES of eyes red raw from sobbing have been reported around Premier League grounds which are not Old Trafford as ... -
Humanely Euthanising United Fans To Put Them Out Of Their Misery, A Guide
IF YOU feel compelled to bring an end to the seemingly unending suffering of the nearest and dearest Manchester United ... -
Happiness Directly Linked To Whether Group Of Millionaires Beat Other Millionaires
RESEARCH coming into WWN Sport this morning confirms there is overwhelming evidence that a growing number of people’s happiness is ... -
Urgent Appeal Launched For Two More Lads For Astro On Friday
AN urgent appeal has been launched by three Waterford men, who have found themselves ‘struggling for numbers’ ahead of this ... -
Grown Man Needs Neymar Jr. If Anyone Has Him
LOCAL adult Peter Wishan has posted a plea on his social media feeds this morning urging anyone with a spare ...
