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Zidane Resigns As Madrid Manager After Completing Football
REAL MADRID, Juventus and France legend Zinedine Zidane has resigned as manager of Real Madrid after successfully completing the game ... -
Tabloids Meet To Plan Weekly Vilification Of Raheem Sterling
AT a meeting, which takes place in the same conference room at the same time every week, the English tabloids ... -
Liverpool Fan Rewatches Istanbul Final To Prepare For Real Madrid
LIVERPOOL FAN Richie Hughes has come out of his final warm up ahead of Saturday’s Champions League final without any ... -
Lightning Quick O’Shea To Break Sound Barrier In Final Ireland Game
WATERFORD MAN and objectively speaking, with no bias, Ireland’s greatest ever soccer player, John O’Shea, has announced that he will ... -
Mo Salah Ascends To Heaven
LIVERPOOL and Egyptian forward Mo Salah ascended to Heaven/Jannah directly after being substituted last night, with God deeming him too ... -
Liverpool Fan Would Be Happy With 5 or 6-0 Win Tonight
A LOCAL Liverpool has stressed that as part of his team’s guaranteed place in the Champion’s League final against either ... -
Russia Trial Bear Referees For Upcoming World Cup
AFTER a recent spate of unsavoury incidents involving the intimidation of referees, Russia has proposed an innovative solution to the ... -
Local Football Fan Still Doesn’t Rate Man City
DESPITE Man United’s 1-0 loss to West Brom securing the 2018 Premier League for Manchester City, one local football fan ... -
Ronaldo Concerned Some Football Fans Still Haven’t Seen His 6-Pack
IN the wake of yet another showcase for Cristiano Ronaldo’s nerves of steel and striking precision, the Real Madrid striker ... -
Guardiola Cements Reputation As Worst Manager Of All Time
FOLLOWING a pathetic 5-1 aggregate defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Manchester City ‘manager’ Pep Guardiola has firmly cemented his ...
