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United Fan’s Pleas To Be Allowed Call Newborn Child ‘Erik Ten Hag ‘O’Brien’ Continue
WITH THE EUPHORIA from the monumental achievement of a League Cup win, local Manchester United fan Liam O’Brien is continuing ... -
Liverpool Fan Remains In Catatonic State On Living Room Sofa
SEEMINGLY unable to process the fact that the defence of his beloved club Liverpool now operate as effectively as a ... -
Man United Fan Sighs Wearily, Prepares To Become Defender Of Qatari Human Rights Abuses
FACING the prospect of his beloved football club being purchased by Qatar, Manchester United fan Owen Kingston is clearing his ... -
“This Is Not A Meltdown” Confirm Arsenal Fans Mid-Meltdown
ARSENAL FANS have been quick to clarify that their team is not in a meltdown but have been hampered by ... -
Here’s All Punishments Man City Could Face
WHAT State-backed club hasn’t broken 100 plus financial regulations governing Premier League football club finance? It hardly seems worth making ... -
Fabinho Under 24hr Protection After Injuring Greatest Player To Ever Grace The Game
LIVERPOOL’S Brazilian midfielder Fabinho is under 24hr security protection after billions of the world’s football fans, and not just overexcitable ... -
Candidates For Everton Job To Have Head Examined As Part Of Recruitment Process
FOLLOWING the sacking of Frank Lampard as manager, a number of names are circulating as a possible successor for the ... -
Broadcast Interrupted By Wailing Sex Noises Still Preferable To Micah Richards
FOOTBALL AUDIENCES have accepted the BBC’s apology for their coverage of the Wolves v Liverpool FA Cup clash being interrupted ... -
Gareth Bale Joins LIV Tour
FOLLOWING his retirement from professional football Gareth Bale has sensationally signed up for the LIV golf, WWN Sport can exclusively ... -
Gianni Infantino’s Most Inappropriate Selfies
COMING UNDER severe criticism for his selfie-taking actions at the funeral of football legend Pelé, yet more examples of Gianni ...
