-
Putin and Kim Jong Un Begin Beautiful Pen Pal Correspondence, Say Sources
WWN can exclusively reveal that sources close to both President Vladimir Putin and Our Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un claim ... -
“I Haven’t Had This Much Pussy Since My College Days.” Claims Singing Priest
YOU TUBE sensation Fr. Ray Kelly said today he is currently “rolling in pussy” after a video of himself singing ... -
Herpes Voted Most Stylish STD
The latest poll, carried out on celebrity gossip site perezhilton.com has revealed herpes to be the sought after venereal disease ... -
Emotional Male (34) Marks Kurt Cobain Anniversary By Sharing ‘The Man That Sold The World’ ...
HUNGOVER and emotional Carlow man Timmy Reid woke up to a nostalgic barrage of Nirvana posts and tweets this morning ... -
Putin’s Wife To Get Half Of Crimea In Divorce Settlement
Spokesperson for the Kremlin, Yuri Shatov confirmed today in a statement to the Russian press that the wife of President ... -
US Government Calls For Ban On Mental Health Issues Following Shooting
In the aftermath of yesterday’s incident at Fort Hood, Texas, where four people died and sixteen were injured after a ... -
Sharing Heartwarming Videos To Become Mandatory By 2015
NEW legislation being drafted will make it mandatory for social network users to post every heartwarming video you see from ... -
Family Furious As Danish Zoo Puts Down Aging Keeper
A DANISH family were said to be “furious” today after a Copenhagen zoo, which employed keeper Aaron Pedersen for over 30 ... -
Putin Might Take Over Poland While He’s At It
Numerous media outlets are reporting Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has decided he might as well invade other countries while ... -
Country No One Has Ever Heard Of Going Through Some Shit
News reports are reaching us here at WWN that a small island nation has been ravaged by the outbreak of ...
