Putin and Kim Jong Un Begin Beautiful Pen Pal Correspondence, Say Sources
WWN can exclusively reveal that sources close to both President Vladimir Putin and Our Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un claim that the pair have sparked up an unlikely friendship via the lost art of pen pal correspondence.
According to our sources, Putin and Kim have recently bonded over the fact they are becoming equally shunned by the majority of the world’s countries, leaving them feeling isolated and lonely.
“I think it was Kim who sent the first correspondence and Putin responded warmly so it basically just snowballed from there,” claims one of our sources inside the Russian regime.
WWN was shown a number of the letters, which were photocopied by state officials and the exchanges can only be described as touching.
“Nobody understands me. I mean, they pretend to but I think that’s because if they didn’t agree with everything I said I’d have them executed lol,” began one letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
“Lol, I know what you mean, I wore sandals into work yesterday just to fuck with my staff and advisors. Instead of telling me that it was inappropriate footwear for a man of my position they just clapped as I walked around the office. Idiots,” concluded Putin’s response.
Kim was swift with his response remarking “OMG, nobody gets me like you do, I feel like we totally would have been friends in school.”
It is believed the letters began as long ago as mid March with the frequency of exchanges increasing with each passing day.
However, Kim Jong Un was said to be ‘disappointed’ when Putin ruined the ending of Breaking Bad which resulted in the Korean despot asking “seriously who does that? Vlad, I could ruin Game of Thrones on you, but I’m not going to because I’m cool like that.”
It is not yet known if the two leaders will meet in person in the coming months to talk about their mutual love of Call of Duty, the music of Britney Spears (the early stuff) and the films of Will Ferrell but other international leaders are said to be ‘worried’.
The last correspondence seen by WWN involved Putin describing a dream he had last night about beating American president Barack Obama at basketball, but “then there was this part about horses and roundhouse kicks, and you were in it. I don’t know it was kind of weird LOL”.