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No Sexy Singles In Your Area Waiting To Chat, Finds Independent Enquiry
A NEW report due tomorrow is to reveal that, contrary to what may be suggested by late night advertisements on ... -
Kate Middleton To Announce New Haircut At Press Conference
The tabloid media is at a virtual standstill as it prepares for Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton to reveal her ... -
Michelle Obama Desperately Practising Concerned Face Before Talk On Nigerian Kidnaping Later
THE AMERICAN first lady has been desperately practising her best “concerned face” in front of the mirror this morning before ... -
Monica Lewinsky Still Can’t Get Cum Stain Off Dress
IN a tell-all article for Vanity Fair, former White House intern Monica Lewinsky detailed her frustrations in attempting to remove ... -
Nigerian Kidnappers Boko Haram Not That Worried After Talking To Kony
Joseph Kony, leader of the LRA and star of 2012 internet trend ‘Kony 2012’ has rushed to reassure Jihadist group ... -
The Cause Of Peaches Geldof’s Death Is Everyone’s Business
An agreement reached among fellow non-famous human beings has been declared ‘historic’ by many experts in the field of modern ... -
Internet Explorer User Finally Getting Everything He Deserves
FOR YEARS friends and family of Colin Murphy told him that using Internet Explorer was like “riding a donkey in ... -
Obama Increases Sanctions On Russia In Clear Sign He Can Do Little Else
While on a state visit to the Philippines President Of America, Barack Obama hinted at possible future sanctions on Russia ... -
Head Of Church During Wide Scale Paedophilia Now A Saint
ROME found itself flooded with people who came to celebrate the canonisation of Pope John Paul II along with Pope ... -
80% Of Population Not Entirely Sure What Day It Is
WWN has learned that large portions of the population have spent the day in a state of confusion as to ...
