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Americans Not Sure If They Need More Or Less Guns
FOLLOWING a massive shootout between rival biker gangs in the Texas town of Waco which left nine people dead and ... -
William And Kate Tuck Into Royal Placenta
WITH the media furore surrounding the birth of the Royal Baby™ showing no signs of easing, Prince William and his ... -
Muhammad Cartoon Drawing Contest Goes About As Well As Expected
EXPERTS in common sense have confirmed that a Prophet Muhammad Cartoon drawing contest organised by right wing conservatives in America ... -
Child Labour Inquiry As Indian Boy (12) Admits Ghostwriting Tweets For Donald Trump
THE United States Department of Labor is to launch a full investigation into Donald Trump’s Twitter account today after it ... -
“Please Loot And Destroy Everything” Freddie Gray’s Final Words Revealed
WITNESSES at the scene of Freddie Gray’s arrest have today claimed they could have sworn Gray said “loot and destroy ... -
US Announce $179bn In Funding To Finally Fill In ‘Dangerous’ Grand Canyon
THE US government announced today one of its biggest landfill projects in the history of the state, releasing $179bn in funding to finally fill ... -
Migrants Urged To Hide In Shipping Containers Like Everyone Else
THE International Organisation for Migration (IOM) has today urged would-be migrants to hide in shipping containers like everyone else, after ... -
Large Pile Of Cash Announces US Presidency Bid
A LARGE stack of money has announced that it will make a run for the White House in 2016. The pile ... -
Investigation Underway As Rapper Sexually Assaulted Onstage
A 56-year-old woman is being questioned today over an alleged assault on a rap artist on stage while performing at a global ... -
ISIS To Skip The Part Where They Execute The Paedophiles
THE Islamic State has today announced they have decided to skip the part where they execute men for sleeping with ...
