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Loophole Outrage As Gary Glitter To Serve 16 Year Sentence In Juvenile Detention Centre
THE BRITISH legal system has come under fire yet again this evening after a judge sentenced convicted paedophile, Gary Glitter, to ... -
Spoiler Alert Outrage As Trial Of American Sniper Murderer Ruins End Of Movie
A TEXAS jury has today convicted a man of the murder of US Navy Seal Chris Kyle, while simultaneously spoiling ... -
Putin Signs Ceasefire Agreement With Worrying ‘Wink Wink’ Emoji
WORLD leaders breathed a collective sigh of relief following the announcement that a ceasefire was declared by Ukrainian forces and ... -
“We Honestly Have No Fucking Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
THEORETICAL Quantum Physicist Dr. Amit Goswami admitted today that he, and his peers, have absolutely ‘no fucking idea’ what they’re ... -
If Your Hand Covers Your Face You May Have Cancer, Finds Playground Study
A STUDY carried out in a Waterford city school playground today has found that if your hand covers your face, you may ... -
Robert Mugabe Bans All Forms Of Stairs In Zimbabwe
PRESIDENT of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe has today called for an outright ban on all stairs and steps in the African ... -
Pope To Show Catholics How To Smack Their Children Properly
IN yet another reminder of how ridiculous the notion of receiving instructions from an elderly celibate who talks to a ... -
Greece Begins Stripping At Local Club To Help Pay Its Way
FOLLOWING a decision by the ECB to withdraw the use of Greek Bonds as collateral for loans, officials in Athens ... -
Awesome Taiwan Plane Crash Video Goes Mega Viral
AN absolutely awesome video of a passenger plane that clipped a road bridge and plunged into a river outside Taiwan’s capital has ... -
Aboriginal Man Spends Majority Of Australia Day Unemployed And Drunk
AN UNINVITED group of indigenous Aboriginals took to the streets yesterday to protest and interrupt Australia Day parades which celebrate ...
