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CIA Torture Files Show Detainees Were Forced To Go Shopping On Christmas Eve
A DAMNING US Senate Intelligence Committee report released last week has pinpointed several instances in which detainees at CIA ‘black ... -
God Considering Turning Humankind Off, Then Turning It Back On Again
FOLLOWING a long and arduous attempt to get humanity to act they way he initially intended, God has admitted that ... -
Waterford Man Was Not ‘Active’ On Messenger Two Minutes Ago Despite Facebook Claims
A COUNTY Waterford man has denied being on Facebook messenger two minutes ago, despite the social network stating the contrary. ... -
Tensions Mount In United States After Cops Shoot Black Friday
TENSIONS have grown today in the USA, as reports began to emerge that members of the Police Department had shot ... -
Daily Mail TV Show To Be An Hour Of Telling Women They’re Shit
FOLLOWING the news that the Daily Mail’s online incarnation Mail Online is being transformed into a TV show comes the ... -
Confidence In Scientists At All Time Low As Another Year Passes Without Dinosaur Cloning
PUBLIC confidence in scientists is at an all time low as the world’s leading scientists continually fail to make the ... -
Band Aid Single To Raise Fraction Of Wealth Of Those Singing On It
A RE-RECORDED Band Aid song is expected to raise a fraction of the wealth of those singing on it, organiser Bob Geldof ... -
‘Please Not Another Bandaid Single’ Drive Raises Billions For Charity
BOB GELDOF has been praised by a multitude of charities for an ingenious ploy which has seen billions raised for ... -
An Individual’s Sexual Preference Still News, Declares Draconian Society
IT HAS been declared this week that a person’s sexuality is to continue making news headlines in the 21st century ... -
Mantelpiece A Perfect Place To Leave Any Old Shite, Finds Study
A NEW study has found that the mantelpiece is a perfect place to leave any old shite at all, and ...
