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Obama Orders Airstrikes On Ebola
PRESIDENT Barack Obama told Americans today that he has authorised U.S. airstrikes for the first time in Africa in a ... -
6-Year-Old Indian Child’s Spring/Summer Collection Is Off The Chain
THE fashion world is buzzing today following the emergence of sartorial genius Adhira Bo, a 6-year-old Indian girl who works ... -
Backtrack On Yes Vote As Buckfast Threatens To Pull Distribution In Scotland
PRO-INDEPENDENCE voters were thrown into turmoil this morning after tonic wine makers, Buckfast, announced it would be pulling its Scottish ... -
Pistorius Sent To Live With Auntie And Uncle In Bel Air
SOURCES close to South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius have announced that he will spend some time living with relatives in ... -
Obama To Launch Airstrikes On Vietnam While He’s At It
IN an address to the American people last night, president Barack Obama outlined his plans for destroying ISIS and restoring ... -
Queen Insists On Counting Scottish Independence Votes By Herself
BUCKINGHAM Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth II has insisted on counting next weeks Scottish Independence votes all by herself. ... -
“Another Fucking Ginger Mouth To Feed”, Say British Taxpayers
BRITISH taxpayers are today wondering if their already stretched budget can accommodate another fucking ginger mouth to feed, following the ... -
The WWN Guide To ISIS/ Islamic State/ ISIL/ Duran Duran
ARE you struggling to get your head around this latest naughty Sunni Caliphate terrorist group? Well WWN is here to ... -
Manhunt Launched For 12 People Yet To Do The Ice Bucket Challenge
FOLLOWING the deluge of Ice Bucket Challenge videos descending on Facebook and other social media recently, motor neuron disease charities ... -
Israel Just Gonna Leave Its Stuff Here For A Bit
ISRAEL has announced today that it’s just gonna leave its stuff here for a bit in Gvoat. The Jewish state ...
