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ISIS Suicide Bombers Go On Strike Amid Safety Fears
FOLLOWING a recent incident which saw a suicide bomb instructor blow himself, a growing number of members of the repellent ... -
Copperface Jacks To Open Australian Branch Following Irish Nurse Recruitment Drive
THE PROPRIETORS of Dublin nightclub Copperface Jacks have today announced plans to open a branch down under, following a recruitment ... -
Parents Urged To Hack Off Any Child’s Arm That Comes In Contact With Loom Bands
PARENTS of children who wear Loom Bands have been told today to “hack off” any limb that may have been ... -
ISS Astronaut Totally Blanking Ireland For Some Reason
AFTER weeks of assuming that an astronaut currently orbiting Earth on-board the International Space Station was just too busy to ... -
Ebola Cure Only Works On Westerners With Money, Claim Specialists
LEADING Ebola specialists have said today that experimental treatments for the virus seem to only work on westerners with money, ... -
Untouched Amazonian Tribe Already Despises Justin Bieber
A RECENTLY discovered tribe, located in the Amazon jungle, have told tourists and local media outlets that they already despise ... -
Kate And William Announce They Are Taking One Month Holiday From Their Life Long Holiday
THE Duke and Duchess of Cambridge announced today that they will be taking a one month holiday from their life ... -
Relief As Landslide In India Kills No White People
WWN can report that there has been a palpable sense of relief here in the Western world following the news ... -
Middle East Holds It Breath For Seanad’s Response To Gaza Conflict
A TRUCE has been called between both Israel and Palestine today following news that the Seanad will regroup early from its ... -
US Firms Blast Obama For ‘Magically Becoming Irish’ When It Suits Him
AMERICAN companies stationed in Ireland have today blasted US President Barack Obama for ‘Magically Becoming Irish’ when it suits him, ...









