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Two Men Arrested As $2.5mn Shipment Of Cadbury’s Chocolate Seized Off The US Coast
THE United States Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agency says field operations officers seized almost three tonnes of pure uncut ... -
Billionaires And World Leaders At Davos Summit Eating Newborns
NEWS that billionaires and world leaders have been feasting on the flesh of newborn children is truly shocking but comes ... -
The Vatican Launches Viral Catholic Website BuzzChrist
THE VATICAN has today announced yet another move toward engaging young lapsed Catholics the World over with its fantastic new ... -
Allah May Not Be As Akbar As Initially Thought, Suggests Report
A NEW report published today by an independent commission has hinted that when it comes to being Akbar, Allah may ... -
First International Hypocrite Convention Passes Without Incident
YESTERDAY’S inaugural International Hypocrite Convention held in Paris passed without incident, amid fears that the participants may have been the ... -
Illuminati Meet To Discuss What To Do About YouTube User HenryBigBallz93
The leaders of the shadowy secret society known as The Illuminati, believed to be behind countless global conspiracies in a ... -
Man Who Has Bombed 7 Predominantly Muslim Countries To Host Anti-Terror Summit
FOLLOWING the tragic events in Paris last week, many world leaders have expressed their regret at the loss of innocent ... -
Satire Vows Not To Negotiate With Terrorists
SATIRISTS around the world have reaffirmed their continued commitment to ridiculing specious and redundant intolerance long abandoned by rational human ... -
Germans Marching Against Stereotyped Minority Probably Nothing To Worry About
THE world has confirmed that a large scale protest in Germany against an easily stereotyped minority is probably nothing to ... -
North Korean Internet Outage Due To Leader Using Landline
AN ONGOING internet outage in North Korea today was played down by government officials as nothing more than “a busy ...
