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Strong Winds Caused By Planet Catching Up On Extra Hour
MET Éireann has confirmed that strong winds battering the country this week are linked to the planet catching up with ... -
Investigators Discover Copy Of Koran In Bookshop Close To Co-Pilot’s House
POLICE investigating the tragic Germanwings crash have reportedly discovered a copy of the Koran in a bookshop close to the ... -
‘Clarkson Cult’ Commit Mass Suicide In Reasonably Priced Car
AN increasingly erratic and anxious cult dedicated to embattled Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has committed mass suicide outside the ... -
Uncle Ben Shot Dead By US Police
LOS ANGELES police have fatally shot businessman Uncle Ben this morning after a routine traffic stop went wrong, prompting dozens ... -
Media Welcomes Latest Tragedy
AFTER a rather slow news week across the board, the world’s media gathered as one this afternoon to welcome the ... -
God Considering Switch To Islam
GOD ALMIGHTY has admitted, for the first time ever, that he is giving serious consideration to switching faiths to Islam. ... -
Obamas Quietly Celebrate 2,500th Civilian Kill Since Taking Office
THE OBAMA family were said to be ‘in good form’ in the White House yesterday evening after news of the ... -
Lunatic Wins Election
AN ABSOLUTE fucking lunatic has won an election today in Israel, keeping him in the role as Prime Minister of ... -
Putin Found Down Back Of Couch
THE Kremlin has confirmed that Russian President Vladimir Putin was found safe and well down back of one of the ... -
Daily Mail Announces Name Change To Daily ISIS
BRITISH tabloid The Daily Mail and its online publication The Daily Mail Online has announced it will be changing its ...
