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Lunatic Wins Election
AN ABSOLUTE fucking lunatic has won an election today in Israel, keeping him in the role as Prime Minister of ... -
Putin Found Down Back Of Couch
THE Kremlin has confirmed that Russian President Vladimir Putin was found safe and well down back of one of the ... -
Daily Mail Announces Name Change To Daily ISIS
BRITISH tabloid The Daily Mail and its online publication The Daily Mail Online has announced it will be changing its ... -
Obama Dreading Arrival Of ‘That Irish Prick’
PRESIDENT of the United States, Barack Obama is today preparing himself for the arrival of Enda Kenny for St. Patrick’s ... -
ISIS Add Art And History To The List Of Things They’re Not Too Keen On
ISIS have shocked the world once more as footage of the terrorist group destroying ancient and priceless art has emerged. ... -
Irish Red Setter Was Last Seen Drunk At Crufts Bar
AUTHORITIES investigating the suspicious death of an Irish Setter at Crufts today have revealed the dog was last spotted at ... -
Pot Warns Congress About Kettle Being Black
AN uncontrollable Pot last night accused the United States and its allies of ignorance, claiming the ongoing refusal to acknowledge ... -
Jihadi John Masturbated Into Sock When He Was Just 13 Years Old
THE mother of the Islamic State militant known as “Jihadi John” has said she caught him masturbating into a sock ... -
US Police Appeal To Public To Stop Filming Them Shooting Black People
POLICE in the United States have launched an appeal to the public to try and curb the amount of recordings ... -
Murder Suspect To Carry Out Murder Investigation In Russia
THERE were huge expressions of relief in Russia as one of the leading suspects in the murder of Russian opposition ...
