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Greece Now Accepting Plates As Legal Tender
THE Hellenic Republic of Greece will temporarily accept plates as a legal tender while its national bank begins the tedious ... -
“We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Sign” – Westboro Baptist Church
MEMBERS of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church, a notorious anti-homosexuality group, have reacted to the decision by the Supreme Court ... -
Fairy Liquid Manufacturers Make Annual Appeal To Fairy Sperm Donors
FAIRY LIQUID manufacturers Proctor and Gamble have made their annual appeal to the Nation’s indigenous fairy population, as their stockpiles ... -
Denis O’Brien Advises Donald Trump To Just Buy Whoever Wins The Presidency
WWN has received exclusive access to a series of emails sent from Irish billionaire Denis O’Brien to US presidential hopeful Donald ... -
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Adopt Greece
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly in the “final stages of authorisation” concerning the adoption of the Hellenic Republic ... -
Plastic Rings Being Damaged By Rogue Sea Creatures, Warn Contaminist Group
CONTAMNIST group Brownpeace have today warned of a large number of plastic ring can holders being damaged by rogue sea ... -
US Police Dept. Confirm Their Guns Don’t Have A ‘Shoot White People’ Setting
POLICE in the United States have issued a statement confirming that sidearms carried by officers have been found to contain ... -
James Holmes Arrested After Attempted Escape On Rocket Powered Christmas Tree
POLICE in the US have foiled an attempted escape by James Holmes, the man responsible for the 2012 massacre which ... -
“First Thing I’ll Do As President Is Fuck An Intern In The Oval Office” – ...
POTENTIAL Democrat nominee in the US Presidential race, Hillary Clinton has confirmed today that the first thing she will do ... -
President Of Country $18 Trillion In Debt Warns Putin About Russian Economy
FOLLOWING a record setting patting themselves on the back session, the leaders of the G7 took some time out to ...
