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Plastic Rings Being Damaged By Rogue Sea Creatures, Warn Contaminist Group
CONTAMNIST group Brownpeace have today warned of a large number of plastic ring can holders being damaged by rogue sea ... -
US Police Dept. Confirm Their Guns Don’t Have A ‘Shoot White People’ Setting
POLICE in the United States have issued a statement confirming that sidearms carried by officers have been found to contain ... -
James Holmes Arrested After Attempted Escape On Rocket Powered Christmas Tree
POLICE in the US have foiled an attempted escape by James Holmes, the man responsible for the 2012 massacre which ... -
“First Thing I’ll Do As President Is Fuck An Intern In The Oval Office” – ...
POTENTIAL Democrat nominee in the US Presidential race, Hillary Clinton has confirmed today that the first thing she will do ... -
President Of Country $18 Trillion In Debt Warns Putin About Russian Economy
FOLLOWING a record setting patting themselves on the back session, the leaders of the G7 took some time out to ... -
Greece Letting IMF Calls Go Straight To Voicemail
THE continuing Greek crisis has reached new and worrying heights as it seems the Syriza-led Greek government is just letting ... -
Desperate Migrants Cross Mediterranean On Makeshift Cruise Liner
FLOATING aimlessly towards an unpronounceable Greek island on a makeshift cruise ship, thousands of desperate white migrants made their way ... -
Tony Blair To Receive Award For Lifetime Services To War
TONY BLAIR is to receive the prestigious ‘War Award’ for his lifetime services to war, following his official resignation from ... -
Today Marks The 15th Anniversary Of US Government Planning For 9/11
A HUGE milestone in recent history was recognised today in Washington, DC as former US president George W. Bush, along ... -
Curiosity Rover Pulls First Ever Donut On Mars
AMERICAN space agency NASA has confirmed that the Curiosity Rover pulled the first ever donut on the planet Mars this ...
