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Punching Sharks Now Declared Australia’s National Sport
AUSTRALIANS have taken to the country’s beaches today in an effort to participate in their new national sport shark punching, ... -
Media Still Haven’t Found Missing Child They Like More Than Madeleine McCann
THE MEDIA have today admitted that, try as they might, they haven’t felt the same spark for a missing child ... -
The Wait Is Over: Malala Yousafzai Is Finally Legal
MEDIA outlets across the world rejoiced this week as sultry Pakistani vixen Malala Yousafzai finally turned 18, allowing them to ... -
Pluto Pic Delay As New Horizons Craft Unsure What Instagram Filter To Use
SPACE agency NASA has announced there will be a slight delay today with photographs from their New Horizons craft due ... -
Foxhunters To Chase Homeless People Instead
FOLLOWING the failure of a vote to ease Britain’s ban on fox-hunting, the Conservative government has announced a scheme where ... -
Obama Just Totally Clocked Out At This Stage
SOURCES close to Barack Obama have confirmed that he has just totally clocked out at this stage, as his term ... -
Royals Haven’t Been To Mass Since The Christening
PARISHIONERS of the St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham, Norfolk , have confirmed that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge ... -
“My Work Here Is Done” Yanis Varoufakis Tells Crowd Before Boarding Spaceship Home
FORMER Greek Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis bid an emotional farewell to a large crowd of supporters outside Athens this evening ... -
Greece Now Accepting Plates As Legal Tender
THE Hellenic Republic of Greece will temporarily accept plates as a legal tender while its national bank begins the tedious ... -
“We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Sign” – Westboro Baptist Church
MEMBERS of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church, a notorious anti-homosexuality group, have reacted to the decision by the Supreme Court ...
