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Gardaí ‘Aware’ Notorious American Criminal Due To Visit Clare In Coming Weeks
“WE UNDERSTAND locals in Clare will have been disturbed by rumours a prominent US crime figure will be in the ... -
Sudan Situation Now So Bad You’re Actually Considering Reading Article About It
VIOLENT clashes between the Sudanese army and a rival paramilitary faction have claimed over 200 lives in recent days, with ... -
Fox News Awarded $787.5mn After Winning Defamation Case, Fox News Reports
A NUMBER of Fox News hosts were relieved to report to viewers that they have won the defamation case they ... -
“How ‘Under Oath’ Are We Talking Here,” Asks Trump
EXTRA fire extinguishers are being put in place in a New York courtroom ahead of the testimony of Donald Trump, ... -
Xi Orders Big Table With Map And Little Ships With Move-Around Sticks
US SPIES have intercepted an Amazon delivery ordered by Chinese president Xi Jinping that contains a massive table-top map of ... -
All Of This Hilarious
WHILE SOME esteemed and learned commentators on US cable news have insisted this is the gravest miscarriage of justice in ... -
“The Ghost Of Nelson Mandela Visited Me Last Night”: Trump Begins Speech
DONALD TRUMP quickly allayed any fears that he would make an unhinged speech at his Mar-a-lago resort last night by ... -
Hillary To Kick Back With Mug Of Adrenochrome & Enjoy Trump Trial
FORMER PRESIDENTIAL candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton is said to be making herself nice and comfy so she can watch the ... -
“You’ve Only 3 Paid Sick Days Left” God Casually Points Out In Email To Pope
FLAGGING the fact that the Pope has already taken several sick days already this year, God casually outlined his remaining ... -
Trump Asks Lawyers If He’ll Be Allowed Poster Of Daughter In Prison
AHEAD of his perp walk and mugshot, former president, future felon Donald Trump has been peppering his lawyers with endless ...