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Ireland & Japan Secure Exclusive Hentai Trading Partnership
TAOISEACH MICHEÁL MARTIN’S trade mission to Japan is being hailed as a success as trade between the two countries is ... -
“Jeffrey Would Have Loved These On The Island” Trump Overheard Saying During Immigration Cage Tour
“Look, aren’t those little beds just adorable for the kids? Jeffrey would have loved these on the island,” U.S. President ... -
Dalai Lama Says He Plans To Reincarnate As Hot Blonde After His Death ‘To Reach ...
NOT exactly one for all that Nirvana craic, the spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhism has announced that his next reincarnation ... -
Muhammad Wasn’t Very Photogenic, Researchers Discover Reasoning Behind Prophet’s Image Phobia
RESEARCHERS tasked with uncovering the rationale behind some of history’s most puzzling religious dictats have released a trove of new ... -
Great News: NATO To Spend More People’s Money On Weapons To Kill More People With
THE MAJORITY of NATO member countries officially pledged to increase defence spending among member nations to 5% of GDP, after ... -
“I’ve Seen Bigger Strikes On The Japanese Sea”: Trump Mocked In Authoritarians WhatsApp Group Over Puny Airstrike
ROASTED relentlessly by fellow strongmen in a secret WhatsApp group named AuthoritariansRus, U.S. President Donald Trump reportedly deleted his first ... -
Media Asked Not To Air Any Humanising Footage Of Iranian People
‘NOW IS NOT the time’ – that’s the edict issued by the Council For Responsible Reporting, the journalistic body that ... -
Progress: Broken Israel/Iran Ceasefire Lasted Longer Than Average Trump Tariff Announcement
A RARE win for US president Donald Trump has seen the Israel/Iran ceasefire he proudly brokered last longer than one ... -
We Dug Up The Corpse Of Colin Powell Who Confirmed Iran Has WMDs
AS A QUESTIONING and combative news agency in the West with unimpeachable integrity and attention to detail, it is incumbent ... -
Trump Confirms He Will Attack Iran After Followers Reach 100,000 Purchases Of Trump Bible
THE WHITE HOUSE has clarified its comments from yesterday in which it said US president Donald Trump will make a ...
