“I’ve Seen Bigger Strikes On The Japanese Sea”: Trump Mocked In Authoritarians WhatsApp Group Over Puny Airstrike

ROASTED relentlessly by fellow strongmen in a secret WhatsApp group named AuthoritariansRus, U.S. President Donald Trump reportedly deleted his first attempted comeback after realising it was in lowercase, before angrily slamming the caps lock key.

“WHY DON’T YOU GO EAT SOME CHEESE OFF YOUR SISTER’S ASS, YOU FAT FUCK!!” Trump finally replied, visibly rattled. His outburst was triggered by a mocking message from user ‘rocketman_3432’ which read: “I’ve seen bigger strikes on the Japanese Sea,” in reference to Trump’s latest air raids in Iran.

The comment earned a laughing emoji reaction from user ‘Putes’, adding further insult to injury.

“If my intelligence guys said my bombs actually didn’t actually destroy anything, I’d show them the door to the window on the 20th floor,” added Putes.

Desperate to claw back some dignity, Trump spammed the group with before-and-after satellite images of bombed nuclear facilities in Iran. He was promptly met with a barrage of even more graphic destruction photos from user ‘bb’, captioned: “I’ll show you how to use your weapons.”

The group, first created in 2019 following Trump’s historic visit to North Korea, has since evolved into a toxic digital locker room – a relatively safe space for the world’s worst leaders to blow off steam, swap memes, and passive-aggressively measure the size of their military strikes.

“Looks like someone let the bat out of the bag!” read a tagged reply aimed at user ‘Xi’, referencing an early 2020 conversation. The comment triggered a string of surprised emoji reactions, followed by a meme thread including a Wu-Tang Clan logo reworked to read ‘Wuhan’.

In another highlight from the chat, an image of former Syrian President Bashar al-Assad sitting awkwardly in the Kremlin was captioned: “Free to good home. House-trained. Can’t keep due to work commitments and country expansion.”

Sources say the group continues to be active, with frequent updates, shifting alliances, and no apparent moderators – though rumours persist that Erdoğan tried to install himself as admin in 2021 before being kicked out and re-added.

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