-
Gun Owning MAGA Voters Who Live In Fear Of Tyrannical Government Forces Taking To Streets ...
“NO, NO, I think you’re wrong. I don’t recall ever stating I was opposed to a tyrannical government turning on ... -
“Praise Our Restraint, We Usually Murder Everyone Aboard Aid Flotillas” Says IDF Spokesperson
A FRANKLY OFFENDED spokesperson for the IDF has called on people who have been watching the voyage of the Madleen ... -
GAA Manager Tells Diddy Trial He’s A Decent Auld Sort
LOCAL GAA manager Dinny Rice has described disgraced music mogul P. Diddy as “a decent auld sort at the end ... -
Poll: Are Men Too Emotional To Occupy Important Political Positions?
UNABLE to contain their emotions and descending into an undignified public fight full of accusations and recriminations, Elon Musk and ... -
Two Messy Bitches Who Love The Drama Fighting On Social Media
TOO UNAPOLOGETIC messy bitches are, according to reports, partaking in a public fight on social media in full views of ... -
Russia Somehow Not On Trump Travel Ban List Targeting Countries With ‘Hostile Attitudes’ To America
US CITIZENS are wondering if the Trump administration made an uncharacteristic error when announcing a travel ban on foreign nationals ... -
‘My Kitchen Rules’ Producers Confirm Mushroom Murder Accused Has Applied For Next Season Of Show
PRODUCERS of popular Australian cooking competition My Kitchen Rules have said every prospective contestant is ‘innocent until proven guilty’ and ... -
How Having An Irishman As Creative Director At Dior Will Influence Fashion Trends
THE FASHION FRATERNITY on the island of Ireland are celebrating the news that 40-year-old Derry man Jonathan Anderson has been ... -
Furious Mount Etna Erupts At Inter Milan Shaming Italy With Poor Final Performance
VOLCANOLOGISTS on the island of Sicily have said Inter Milan’s ‘piss poor’ performance in the Champion’s League is to blame ... -
Putin Getting Pretty Sick Of Al-Assad Leaving Dirty Socks Everywhere
ALMOST six months into his unexpected stay with Russian President Vladimir Putin, exiled Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad is reportedly starting ...
