Ireland & Japan Secure Exclusive Hentai Trading Partnership

TAOISEACH MICHEÁL MARTIN’S trade mission to Japan is being hailed as a success as trade between the two countries is set to increase, with wagyu beef and Guinness part of increased imports/exports but by no means the biggest component.

The bolstered trade efforts are no better exemplified than by a historic hentai production agreement struck between Japan and Ireland, which will see Japanese pornographic cartoonists produce depraved pornography featuring Irish mythological figures for Irish based perverts.

“It is an honour to be entrusted with satisfying the needs of Irish creeps,” confirmed one Japanese artist working on the project.

Speaking on the new agreements, the Taoiseach said while he swears he had not known Japan was renowned for its sexually explicit cartoon adaptations, there’s a lot to work with in Ireland.

“Aengus is a good lad, Irish god of passion, oh I’d imagine one of these whizzes at the drawings would have a field day with that,” confirmed the Taoiseach.

Elsewhere, Irish perverts welcomed the news.

“The Puca horsing it into a Banshee, I can’t fucking wait, big old tentacled dicks, all the classic hentai moves,” confirmed one pervert.

An initial two-year pilot arrangement, it is hoped should Irish-themed hentai prove successful, the only limit to future depraved imagery would be the imaginations of Irish hentai enthusiasts, but some remain sceptical.

“I’ll deem this a success when I hear there’s some x-rated Muzzy hentai,” countered one disgruntled weirdo.

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