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Noonan Secretly Can’t Wait To See Look On Poor Peoples Faces Tomorrow
g FINANCE MINISTER Michael Noonan is gearing up for his favourite time of the year in Leinster house this afternoon, ... -
“Now I’ll Finally Get To Watch Season Finale Of Friends”: John Gilligan
IRISH CRIMINAL John Gilligan said today he can’t wait to go home to watch the season finale of Friends later ... -
Fans Who Love To Moan Missing Trapattoni Already
A SMALL band of dedicated Irish fans have made a surprising admission ahead of Ireland’s clash with Germany this evening. ... -
No Fowl Play As Offaly Gardai Believe 22 Dead Ducks Was Suicide Pact
GARDAI IN county Offaly believe there was no fowl play in today’s discovery of twenty two dead ducks earlier, stating ... -
Reeling In The Years – 1913: Debut Of Ireland’s Oldest Elvis Impersonator, Rocky Mills
Due to a ban on pelvic gyrating in 1902, Rocky Mills could only perform his one man show at certain ... -
Australia To Hold ‘Minutes Violence’ For Late Chopper Read
THE ENTIRE continent of Australia is to hold a minutes ‘violence’ for the recently deceased criminal Chopper Read, their government ... -
Seemingly Functional Adult Agonising Over Halloween Costume
Geoff Fallon, an IT specialist, spent his morning searching the internet in the hope of finding an amazing halloween costume. ... -
Country Urged To Lube Up And Bend Over Ahead Of Next Weeks Budget
THE GOVERNMENT urged Irish citizens today to ‘lube up and bend over’ ahead of next weeks budget, in what is ... -
98% Of Drunk Irish Males Claim Grandfather Was In The Old IRA, Finds Study
A MASSIVE ninety eight percent of intoxicated Irish males claim to have had a grandfather who was a member of ... -
Reeling In The Years – 1918: The I.R.B Horse Drawn Missile Launchers.
During the ongoing struggle for independence, large numbers of specially trained palomino ponies were smuggled in from Libya to aid ...
