HUNDREDS of protesters turned out in Waterford City centre this morning to highlight the dangers of satellite TV waves which they claim can cause cancer and could be used for mind control experiments, WWN reports. Brandishing signs outlining their deepest fears, men, women and some bored children took to John Roberts Square at 3pm brandishing homemade… Read more »
Following months of debate, rioting, civil war and the unfortunate death of some 37 thousand men, women and children, Ireland has finally voted on the age old debate of separate hot and cold taps, with the no side once again coming out on top. Ireland’s Catholics took to the street in celebration of the final… Read more »
WITH a no-deal Brexit still looming thanks to the obstinance of the ungrateful Irish public who won’t just play ball with the British, despite all they’ve done for them in the past, we continue our look at some of the most beloved and adored figures of Irish history with a wonderful English gentleman who brought… Read more »
ARCHIVE READS: A COUNTY Offaly community is still said to be in shock today after a late night incident saw Hi-Lows guitarist Declan Nerney drag an innocent sheep onstage before proceeding to bite its head off, in what is being hailed as one of the most disgusting performances the county has ever seen. According to eyewitnesses, Nerney,… Read more »
ALL four members of the rock group The Clash have been executed in Saudi Arabia, following a violation of strict Saudi rules against popular music. Joe Strummer, Mick Jones, Paul Simonon and Nicky Headon were lead into a square in the Saudi capital of Riyadh and beheaded in front of a crowd of thousands, following a 12… Read more »
A SPAR in Athlone has become the last shop in Ireland to wrap female sanitary products in old leftover newspapers, following the increasingly annoying trend of this women’s rights nonsense. Pantyliners and tampons, which are dangerous to the public if left unshielded by yesterday’s Herald, can now be sold freely to customers without being giftwrapped… Read more »
“A WORRYING new trend in which people spend hours every day reading newspapers and books is being blamed for a worrying decrease in family interaction, and can even ruin your relationship, a new study claims this week. Over the past 50 years, an alarming number of people are becoming educated enough to actually read newspapers… Read more »
A DUBLIN family have been forced to flee their home following a sustained barrage of hate crimes, which have included the spraying of ‘blacks out’ in large black graffiti across the facade of their home. Several individuals who have been critical of the public display of hatred for a particular race of people have been… Read more »
HUNDREDS of priests, bishops and cardinals today attended an emotional ceremony to mark the closure of Ireland’s last operating Magdalene Laundry. A group of 12 female inmates were greeted with cheers and several decades of the rosary as they exited the 18th century building crying, probably over-come with exhilaration after spending years incarcerated under the watchful eye of the… Read more »
HUNDREDS of thousands of people descended onto the nation’s capital today in protest of the governments new crackdown on drinking and driving. It has been reported that 345 people were injured in clashes with Gardai since last week, making this one of the longest and most violent protest in the history of the state. Tensions rose… Read more »