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HSE Announces 3,000 New JobBridge Placements For Junior Doctor Positions
THE Health Service Executive has announced 3,000 new JobBridge vacancies today for unemployed people looking to gain work experience in ... -
Clare Man Realises He Has Given Away Soul After Reading I-Tunes Terms And Conditions
Diarmuid Kelly, a Clare native, was shocked to discover that he had unwittingly sold his soul to a company by ... -
NEWS IN BRIEF: Sinead O’Connor Writes Open Letter To Sinead O’Connor
Lovable baldy, Sinead “what’ll she do next?” O’Connor has written yet another open letter, this time to herself. Following on ... -
WWN Horoscopes
Aries March 21 – April 19 You’re perfectly happy just to go to your room, lie on your bed and ... -
No Crime Recorded Last Night As Criminals Stay In To Watch Love/Hate
WHILE the majority of the TV-watching nation reacquainted themselves with Nidge and co. the Gardaí of the country had a ... -
Middle Aged Woman With Tattooed Initials Of Ex-Boyfriend On Face Gives Advice To Deranged Teen
A MIDDLE AGED Irish woman, who recently had her ex-boyfriends initials tattooed to her face to remind her how stupid ... -
Country Descends Into State Of Anarchy After McDowell Elopes With Only Known Copy Of Constitution
THE GOVERNMENT has called a state of anarchy today following the disappearance of Michael McDowell and the Irish constitution – both ... -
Student Who Just Discovered Thesaurus Is Impelling To Denouement His Staggering Treatise
JUNIOR Certificate student Jamie Ferris stole a march of his fellow students on Monday when he discovered the existence of ... -
‘Last Minute Game Changer’ As Seanad Calls For Abolishment Of Government
IN A dramatic game changer today, Seanad Eireann has called for the total abolishment of the current government in its ... -
Nation Currently Brainstorming Best Ways To Torture And Kill Athlone Man
The 30-year-old man at the centre of a harrowing rape case in Athlone has been informed by the Nation the ...
