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Apple Unveils New Taller Skinny Guy Wearing Jeans And Black Shirt
Apple has unveiled the latest version of its tall skinny guy wearing jeans and a black shirt at an event ... -
Tesco Launches Finest* Frozen Embryo Range
RETAIL giant Tesco has launched the worlds first commercially available frozen embryo – the latest example of its ‘Finest range’ ... -
Mick Wallace To Use leader’s Allowance To Research lodging Money Into Mick Wallace Bank Account
INDEPENDENT TD Mick Wallace has defended his acceptance of the ‘Leader’s Allowance’ given to Independent TDs in the Dáil, saying ... -
Mohamed Al-Fayed Calls For Inquiry Into Death Of Queens Corgi
Mohamed al Fayed has urged British Prime Minister David Cameron to order an inquiry into the recent death of the ... -
Electric Ireland: Price Hikes Unavoidable As ‘Electricity Pole Crops’ Fall Victim To Wet Summer
ENERGY provider Electric Ireland (formally ESB) announced today that a new 6% increase in electricity prices was ‘unavoidable’ due to a ... -
Will.I.am’s Latest Track Still Sounds Shit On Mars, Say Scientists
AMERICAN rapper Will.I.am’s latest single still sounds shit on Mars say NASA scientists who endured the four minute track being ... -
Sick Baby Miraculously Cured After Facebook Picture Reaches One Million Likes
A REALLY sick baby was said to have miraculously recovered this week shortly after its picture reached one million ‘likes’ ... -
Third World Children Pray For Robert Pattinson During Time Of Need
MILLIONS of third world children were said to be in prayer for Robert Pattinson this week, as news of the ... -
Mountjoy: Sean Quinn Junior To Patent Worlds First Non-Slip Soap
THEY say you can’t keep a good entrepreneur down, and they may be right, as inmate Sean Quinn Jnr applied for a ... -
“Those Crusty Irish Bastards Really Got Us By The Balls Now!” Admits Shell CEO
SHELL CEO Peter Voser admitted today that the shell-to-sea protesters have really got the multinational oil and gas company by the balls after a truck carrying drilling ...
