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Queen ‘Fucking Stoked’ About Jubilee
THE Queen of England said she was ‘fucking stoked’ about her upcoming diamond jubilee celebrations, which will take place on ... -
Iran ‘Planning’ To Sneak Into Western Homes And Eat Babies While Parents Sleep
AMERICA’S leading intelligence official, James Clapper, warned today that Iran is planning to eat western babies while unsuspecting parents are asleep ... -
‘Black Actors Still Being Typecast For Black Roles’, Say Anti-Racism Group
AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film ... -
RTE Replace Entire Cast Of Fair City With Cardboard Cut-Outs Of Kathryn Thomas
RTE have announced their decision today to replace the entire cast of Fair city with cardboard cut-outs of Kathryn Thomas as dramatic ... -
Global Cosmetics Industry Collapses After 55 Year Old Mum Who Looks 25 Reveals Secrets On ...
SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull ... -
WIT Student’s Assignment In Jeopardy As Wikipedia Blacks-Out For Day Of Protest
A Waterford Institute of Technology student said today that a college assignment he has due for tomorrow is now in ... -
Evil Bastard Cruise Ship Skipper Was Seen Laughing Just Three Weeks Ago
THE evil bastard cruise ship skipper of the doomed Costa Concordia was seen laughing in an Italian wine bar just three ... -
New Waterboarding Technique Does Not Work On Dead People, Claim US Troops
THE US government have confirmed today that a new waterboarding technique initiated by troops in Afghanistan has failed in its goal to ... -
Pierce Morgan ‘Unaware’ He Was Editor Of The News Of The World For 9 Years
BRITISH journalist and television presenter Piers Morgan told an inquiry into press standards today that he was unaware that he was the editor ... -
Job Seekers Nationwide Welcome Casual Fridays
HUNDREDS of thousands of people welcomed the governments decision today to opt in for a nationwide casual Friday for all ...
