Fuck, Marry, Kill: Dictator Edition
IT’S everyone’s favourite/least favourite gut-wrenching game to play with friends and this time you must choose which dictator you would fuck, marry or kill*.
*Having read this far you are legally obligated to answer this question. Failure to do so will result in a court summons.
We can criticise the pogroms but we’re above denigrating Stalin on the basis of his looks alone, we’ll leave that to you. But is he marriage material? One night stand? Or neither?
A painter, a dog lover. Don’t just judge your decision on the other stuff.
That lad who reported me for parking in the disabled bay outside Tesco
A vile cretinous Nazi who derives hideous and perverted pleasure from the suffering of others. History’s greatest monster? The only thing uglier than their face is their soul. A rotting flesh-eating maggot where their heart should be. But as we said we’re not going to try and guide your decision in any way.
Remember to check back in next week round two of our Fuck, Marry, Kill Dictator edition serves up Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein and Taylor Swift!