NPHET Brings Up Mandatory Vaccinations Just To See You Lot Lose Your Fucking Minds

“HERE, watch this” giggled members of NPHET as they tweeted out musings on whether or not Ireland should make the move to mandatory vaccination, just to rile the usual suspects up.

Although nobody in government is considering a program of mandatory vaccination, or indeed listening to NPHET any time soon, the team have on occasion been known to bring the subject up just to see a few heads explode and ‘bring a little bit of liveliness into the day’.

Following the tweet from NPHET and further musing on the subject by head honcho Tony Holohan, the team kicked back with a few beers and watched the ensuing shit show in the comments proved to be as entertaining as predicted.

“Do a shot any time someone mentions how this is like something out of 1984” said one team member, who has been idle since the nation decided that 20k cases a day was ‘not bad going’.

“We’ve a lad in the replies straight away saying how he’d rather die than get vaccinated, which is earlier than usual” added another, as the news rippled throughout the anti-vax community.

“And a comment from Jim Corr in three… two… one!” laughed the team, as the conspiracy theories began to fly about how Covid is all some long-game plot by the elites to sterilise the masses.

As the social media shitstorm died down, the team at NPHET wondered aloud what else they could say to get a big reaction, almost 2 years into the pandemic.

“Tell them schools are safe again, for the laugh” one member suggested, with nothing fresh coming to mind.