WWN Guide To Buying A Kris Kringle Present For That Co-Worker You Hate


IT’S that time of year again; the time when you stick your hand into the office Kris Kringle/Secret Santa bag and draw out the name of that dose in accounts ,who you just fucking hate more than anyone else in the whole wide world.

Now you’ve got to go and spend your own money to buy this asshole a gift. Can you think of anything worse? It’s like having to watch someone else sleep with your partner. Luckily, there are a few things that you can do to lessen both the injury and the insult:

1) Buy them one of those Bothár gifts

Bothár is a wonderful charity that allows people buy essential supplies for some of the poorest regions in the world, with gifts ranging from livestock to help feed starving families, to water filtration systems that will ensure clean, safe drinking water for hundreds of people. With animals to suit any budget, you’re sure to be able to find something that’s under the €20 limit that Marie in HR set for the office Secret Santa.

So not only will you be helping a charity provide a helping hand to poverty-stricken homes in the third world, you’ll be doing it instead of actually buying a physical gift like a Gillette set or a Yankee Candle for your dickhead co-worker. Best of all, they can’t complain about getting ‘nothing’ for Kris Kringle, because if they do, they’ll look like the greediest prick the world has ever seen. Oh I’m sorry, you wanted aftershave or something? It’s starving kids we’re dealing with, asshole. Ha! Take that, Brian in accounts! That’s for never cleaning the sandwich toaster, you fucking douchebag!

2) Quit your job

It’s the only other option, really.