84-Year-Old Billionaire Somehow Finds Love With 59-Year-Old Model


SOME feel good news this morning as an 84-year-old billionaire is the centre of a viral story after finding love against all odds with one of the most famous models of all time, Jerry Hall.

Elderly Rupert Murdoch had given up all hope of finding true love several years after divorcing 47-year-old Wendi Deng Murdoch, but hope sprung eternal after the Australian somehow elicited the interest of 59-year-old Jerry, and subsequently proposed to her.

“I think it just serves as an example to anyone that has a spare $12 billion in their account, that they should never give up hope… you can find someone to love you too,” offered dating expert Fionnuala Cassidy.

“And also for those billionaires lacking in self-confidence, just remember Rupert looks like a gone off prune, so if you’re not completely wretched your personality and looks should win over anyone, even before you mention you are one of the wealthiest people on the planet” Cassidy added.

The newly engaged Miss Hall for her part left those inquiring in no doubt as to how fond of her new fiance she is.

“It was love at first count of the zeros at the end of his net worth, that would get anyone interested in spending the rest of what I’m hoping will be a short life with him, given his age” Hall explained, beaming from ear to ear.