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Guinness Plunges 956785 Points On Stock Exchange

POPULAR beverage manufacturers Guinness posted an all-time record loss on the stock exchange yesterday, following leaked images of Donald Trump Jnr. and Eric Trump enjoying what appeared to be full pints of seagull droppings in a Co. Clare pub, WWN Finance can confirm. This notes the first day of unprofitability in the company’s 260 year… Read more »

Latest Guinness Ad Wearing Out Its Welcome At This Stage

The incredibly popular ‘The Sapeurs’ Guinness advertisment which portrays the lives of fashion conscious Congolese men has finally out stayed its welcome, it has emerged. The latest Guinness promotion has flooded the airwaves recently with its inspiring tale of men dressing colourfully who are probably connected to Guinness in some way or another or why… Read more »