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Waterford Drug Dealers Intoduce Loyalty Cards For The Unemployed

WATERFORD drug dealers unveiled a new loyalty card service for school kids and the unemployed at the annual dealers convention on the green, Ballybricken yesterday. Nearly 50 high-profile dealers and several lesser known wholesalers attended the AGM which marks the …

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Global Cosmetics Industry Collapses After 55 Year Old Mum Who Looks 25 Reveals Secrets on Internet

SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull looking skin was revealed on the internet last year. An estimated

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Fat Bitch Once Again Blames ‘Christmas’ For weight Gain

LONG time fat bitch Geraldine Healy told work colleagues today that Christmas was again to blame for her increased weight gain this year. The 18-stone hotel receptionist returned to work

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Hundreds Raped and Murdered as Reenactment of Viking Invasion Goes Horribly Wrong

NEARLY two hundred and eighty people were raped and another one hundred and forty four were murdered during a reenactment rehearsal of the viking invasion of Waterford City

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Guy Finally Cleans Particles Off Friends Toilet Bowl Using Power of Own Pee

FOR several weeks the pooh particles on the inside of his friends toilet bowl had been refusing to budge, but yesterday evening 29-year-old Kevin Flynn finally managed to

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Keith Richards Face to be Used as Anti-smoking Warning on Cigarette Packs

THE European Commission has called for shocking close-up pictures of Keith Richards face to be used on cigarette packets in all EU countries. Unlike the written health warnings, already

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One-in-five children here ‘without a touch-screen phone or online games console’

ONE in five children in Ireland live in such poverty that they often lack such basics as a touch screen smart-phone or an online games console, according to

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Women Only Magazines in Medical Waiting Rooms ‘sexist’ says Chauvinistic Male Pig

CHAUVINISTIC male pig, Patrick Browne, has slammed medical surgeries across the country today for their 'Women's Only' magazine policy in waiting rooms, saying it was both 'sexist and ignorant' to

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Man Critical After Long Week-end

A call centre worker remained on the couch in a critical condition today after a savage week-end on the piss with his mates. The man is being treated for

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Mountjoy Prison Reaches Record ‘High’ After Influx of Really Good Crack

A LARGE number of inmates in Mountjoy prison reached an 'all-time-high' this week after several ounces of high qaulity crack cocaine was smuggled in by an unnamed prison

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