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This ‘Dreamy’ Cruise Has Been Voted The Best In The World & Ideal For Faking ...
“MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN, maybe someone falls, maybe there’s no witnesses, maybe you didn’t see anything, maybe you don’t report ... -
Transgender Priest Really Causing A Headache For Vatican Officials
IT’S THE DAY many in the Catholic Church feared would come, no matter how unlikely the possibility seemed. A Catholic ... -
Nice Healthy Walk Ends In Pub
WHAT was intended to be a nice healthy walk for local couple Darren and Geraldine Power has once again ended ... -
Levitating Enoch Burke Defies Garda Arrest Warrant Over Wilson’s Hospital School
WILSON’S Hospital School was the scene of a standoff this morning after Gardaí attempted to serve an arrest warrant on ... -
Artist Believes Undiagnosed Depression Key To Their Shitty Art
A LOCAL ARTIST who specialises in underwhelming feats of artistic expression believes their mediocre creativity which has yielded consistently disappointing ... -
Public Consultation Begins On Something Local Residents Will Swear Blind They Weren’t Consulted About
A LEAFLET drop has commenced in the town of Cormaulin inviting submissions from locals on the proposed changes to the ... -
Equality Group Name Akon A ‘Pioneer’ For Admirably Trying & Failing To Describe Girl Without ...
THE SOCIETY For The Enhancement In How Woman Are Treated (SFTEIHWAT) have today bestowed their highest honour on Senegalese-American rapper ... -
“We’re Lucky Ireland Doesn’t Have A Class Divide” Says Man Who Sends Children To Private ...
“WHAT’S GREAT ABOUT Ireland is we’re all bunched in, there’s no gated communities or any of that nonsense, your neighbours ... -
Local Legend Wins ‘Scrote Of The Year’ For Vandalising Children’s Playground
LOCAL legend Clem Ryan (17) has been awarded Scrote of the Year after successfully vandalising a children’s playground. Ryan, who ... -
Donohoe Lands Big Fancy Job In The States, The Prick
ABANDONING the nation like a child in Tusla care, Finance Minister Paschal Donohoe has landed a big fancy job in ...
