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Panicked Sam Altman Asks ChatGPT To Tell Him How To Breathe In Air
FRESH FROM a probing interview with intellectual giant Jimmy Fallon in which he marvelled at the fact some humans were ... -
HSE Taken By Surprise By Flu Season For 27th Flu Season In A Row
EXPERTS in recurring patterns were flown into Ireland this week to meet senior members of the HSE in an effort ... -
Man Shatters Entire Skeleton After Using Temu Massage Gun
AN IRISH MAN required over a dozen emergency surgeries after trusting the proficiency of a heavily discounted massage gun he ... -
Man Can’t Believe He’s Taking Taxi Driver’s Side But Fuck Uber
AT THE RISK of being ostracised by his fellow hailers of late night taxis, local man Dermot Henley is surprising ... -
Local Man Aware He’s Aged Horribly, Thanks
COUNTY Waterford man James Keegan says he is fully aware that he has aged horribly over the last ten years ... -
“I’ll Make It My Personal Mission To See Open Sewage Pipes Routed Through The Homes ...
MINISTER for Blaming Failure to Build Infrastructure Projects on Everyone But The Government Jack Chambers has confirmed a singular focus ... -
Local Man’s Favourite Part Of Watching F1 Remains Mimicking The Engine Noises
DESPITE a final day of drama which saw three drivers still in with a chance of becoming world champion, for ... -
“C’mon, A Bit Of Fresh Air Will Do You Good” Wife Says To Distraught Liverpool ...
LOCAL MAN and distraught Liverpool fan Shay O’Brien remained plunged into a permanent state of distress following Mo Salah’s public ... -
Large Front Of Mucksavages Expected Across Dublin Today: Met Éireann
DUBLINERS have been reminded to remain vigilant today as a large front of mucksavages descends on the city, marking the ...
