Mate Who Thinks Joshua V Paul Fight Is A Legitimate Bout May Also Be Interested In These Magic Beans

INDIVIDUALS LOOKING to make some easy money have been pointed in the direction of local man Denny Scanlon, one of the many Jake Paul fans who believe his boxing career to be a legitimate and above board sporting pursuit and in no way a WWE-style farce of make believe.

“If you’ve a Bored Ape NFT you lost your shirt on a few years ago and need to recoup some money, now is your time and Denny is your man,” friends of Scanlon explained, highlighting his truly staggering feats of naivety which have led him to claiming Jake Paul fights are not just ways to swindle fans and haters out of some PPV cash.

Scanlon (24), is regularly found passionately defending the merit of all boxing contests involving live-streamer of suicide victims in Japanese forests Paul, making Scanlon the perfect target for Lazy scam artists who don’t want to put in the work but still want a payday.

“Crypto, an invisible t-shirt, magic beans, a glass hammer, you name it he’ll clearly fall for it based on how he thinks Anthony Joshua and Jake Paul are going to engage in a legitimate full throttle pugilist contest,” added friends.

Conversely it is believed income derived from ‘hate watching’ Paul currently accounts for 12% of the total US economy.

“Look, I’m open to being proven wrong, but Joshua isn’t going to put him in the hospital as he is so clearly capable of, actually I might tune in just on the off chance he ends him in the first round,” confirmed Scanlon’s friend, Frankie Brennan, similarly gullible.