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Woman On Unlucky Run Of Lifetime Of Toxic Relationships
“JUST ONE of those things I suppose,” explained serial attractors of the biggest time-wasting toxic gimps Ireland has to offer, ... -
“We’re So Cooked” Says Man Who Never Thought He’d Be A ‘We’re So Cooked’ Sort ...
SHAME can stab you like a thousand hot knives between your ribs, such is the pain it cancels cause and ... -
“Something Big Dropping Soon,” Delusional Procrastinator Tells Social Media
ANNOUNCING the latest venture he’ll never execute, local procrastinator Marvin Ryan sat back comfortably in his chair before the all-too-familiar ... -
Chicken Fillet Roll Smash & Grab Gang Strike Again
AN estimated €5,000 worth of chicken fillet rolls were stolen in yet another overnight smash-and-grab in Dublin, WWN reports. Gardaí ... -
This ‘Dreamy’ Cruise Has Been Voted The Best In The World & Ideal For Faking ...
“MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN, maybe someone falls, maybe there’s no witnesses, maybe you didn’t see anything, maybe you don’t report ... -
Transgender Priest Really Causing A Headache For Vatican Officials
IT’S THE DAY many in the Catholic Church feared would come, no matter how unlikely the possibility seemed. A Catholic ... -
Nice Healthy Walk Ends In Pub
WHAT was intended to be a nice healthy walk for local couple Darren and Geraldine Power has once again ended ... -
Levitating Enoch Burke Defies Garda Arrest Warrant Over Wilson’s Hospital School
WILSON’S Hospital School was the scene of a standoff this morning after Gardaí attempted to serve an arrest warrant on ... -
Artist Believes Undiagnosed Depression Key To Their Shitty Art
A LOCAL ARTIST who specialises in underwhelming feats of artistic expression believes their mediocre creativity which has yielded consistently disappointing ... -
Public Consultation Begins On Something Local Residents Will Swear Blind They Weren’t Consulted About
A LEAFLET drop has commenced in the town of Cormaulin inviting submissions from locals on the proposed changes to the ...
