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Middle Aged Friends’ 12 Pubs Of Christmas Downgraded To Single Zero Alcohol Pint In Quiet ...
WHAT WAS INITIALLY billed as a rip-roaring and debaucherous descent into feral and festive pint skulling over 12 different pubs ... -
Exhausted Government Take Rest Of Year Off After Re-Announcing Spending Plans They Had Already Announced
“A HERCULEAN EFFORT” one government insider said, describing the tireless efforts of the government to invite the media to the ... -
Knock At Front Door Strange, As Local Man Hates All People & Has No Friends
A LOCAL Waterford based shut in has confirmed that the thudding sound coming from the entrance hall of his house ... -
Surge In Scam Calls From UK Traced Back To Prince Andrew Looking For A Few ...
COMREG has confirmed it has gotten to the bottom of who is behind a significant surge in nuisance scam calls ... -
State With Track Record Of Getting Hacked Says It Can Be Trusted To Roll Out ...
MINISTER FOR Media Patrick O’Donovan has announced the government’s intention to ape Austrlia’s recent move to limit internet access for ... -
“All Somalians Are No Good Pirates” Says Man Raiding & Stealing Venezuelan Oil Tanker
A MAN issuing blanket statements about how all Somalian immigrants to America are crime committing pirates engaged yesterday in an ... -
“See, Not Much Fun Having Fuck All Transport, Is It?” Rural Ireland Tells Green Line ...
“OH YOU THOUGHT we were being moany for the sake of it? Enjoy your 50 minute walk in the rain, ... -
“The Video Got Some Views In Fairness”: Minister For Housing Celebrates Finally Hitting A Target
THE SOUND OF champagne corks could be heard coming from the office of the Minister for Housing James Browne early ... -
RFK Jr Demands To Taste America’s Breast Milk
US SECRETARY of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr has unveiled his latest programme for making America healthy again, this time ... -
How To Gently Break It To Your Children That Santa Claus Is Buried In Italy ...
IT’S A TOUGH BREAK and especially stings this close to Christmas but your kid has cornered you with the news ...
