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Equality Group Name Akon A ‘Pioneer’ For Admirably Trying & Failing To Describe Girl Without ...
THE SOCIETY For The Enhancement In How Woman Are Treated (SFTEIHWAT) have today bestowed their highest honour on Senegalese-American rapper ... -
“We’re Lucky Ireland Doesn’t Have A Class Divide” Says Man Who Sends Children To Private ...
“WHAT’S GREAT ABOUT Ireland is we’re all bunched in, there’s no gated communities or any of that nonsense, your neighbours ... -
Local Legend Wins ‘Scrote Of The Year’ For Vandalising Children’s Playground
LOCAL legend Clem Ryan (17) has been awarded Scrote of the Year after successfully vandalising a children’s playground. Ryan, who ... -
Donohoe Lands Big Fancy Job In The States, The Prick
ABANDONING the nation like a child in Tusla care, Finance Minister Paschal Donohoe has landed a big fancy job in ... -
Dublin Bus Launch Quadruple Deckers
IN A STRATEGIC move that sensibly predicts the Dublin Metro will only come on stream in 2075, Dublin Bus is ... -
Social Services Now Requiring Parents To Disclose Whether Or Not They Tortured ‘Sims’ Characters When ...
A NEW part of the vetting process used by social services in Ireland is set to be implemented by dozens ... -
Man Just Going To Ignore Self Harm Scars On Porn Star
SLIGHTLY unsettled by what appeared to be self-harm scars on a female adult movie star in his latest choice of ... -
Enoch Burke To Be Shot Into Space Following High Court Ruling
THE IRISH High Court has ruled that Enoch Burke will be shot into the stratosphere to orbit the earth indefinitely ... -
Irish Fan Mocking Ronaldo Immortalised in New Statue Replacing the Spire
DUBLIN city awoke today to a welcome new O’Connell Street memorial depicting an unknown Irish football fan mocking Portuguese striker ...
