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93% Of People Who Leave Foil On Butter Tubs Are Psychopaths

93% Of People Who Leave Foil On Butter Tubs Are Psychopaths

WWN Event Guide

WWN Event Guide

Murdoch Hoping Rebekah Brooks Notices His Latest Attempt At Flirting

Murdoch Hoping Rebekah Brooks Notices His Latest Attempt At Flirting

The 5 Times It’s Alright To Use Your Phone While Driving

The 5 Times It’s Alright To Use Your Phone While Driving

Fun & Games To Continue Despite Threat Of Eye Loss

Fun & Games To Continue Despite Threat Of Eye Loss

Irish Celebrity Thinks He’s ‘Famous’ Famous

Irish Celebrity Thinks He’s ‘Famous’ Famous

Thousands Of Irish Workers Suddenly Come Down With 72-Hour Bug

Thousands Of Irish Workers Suddenly Come Down With 72-Hour Bug

Dublin Girl Sort Of ‘Done’ With All These Dead Migrant Stories

Dublin Girl Sort Of ‘Done’ With All These Dead Migrant Stories

WWN Guide To Starting College

WWN Guide To Starting College

Heartwarming Moment 78-Year-Old Celibate Man Forgives Women He’s Never Met

Heartwarming Moment 78-Year-Old Celibate Man Forgives Women He’s Never Met

Fennelly Report Fails To Explain Appearance Of Horse Head In Commissioner’s Bed

Fennelly Report Fails To Explain Appearance Of Horse Head In Commissioner’s Bed

Shock As Inexperienced Protein Shake Included In Irish Rugby Squad For World Cup

Shock As Inexperienced Protein Shake Included In Irish Rugby Squad For World Cup

Still No Sign Of Beheading Infidels And Raping Girls Bit In World’s Oldest Koran

Still No Sign Of Beheading Infidels And Raping Girls Bit In World’s Oldest Koran

4 People You’ll Definitely See At Electric Picnic

4 People You’ll Definitely See At Electric Picnic

Scientists Confirm There’s Always One

Scientists Confirm There’s Always One

Mint Condition Crazy Frog Ringtone Sells For £175,000

Mint Condition Crazy Frog Ringtone Sells For £175,000

Local Arsehole Never Wrong

Local Arsehole Never Wrong

Government Purchase New Rug To Sweep Abortion Problem Under

Government Purchase New Rug To Sweep Abortion Problem Under

WWN’s TV Guide

WWN’s TV Guide

Ed Sheeran Revealed To Be An Elaborate Hoax

Ed Sheeran Revealed To Be An Elaborate Hoax

WWN Horoscopes

WWN Horoscopes

‘Mayo For Sam’ Campaign Really Starting To Get Old

‘Mayo For Sam’ Campaign Really Starting To Get Old

WWN Guide To Apologising To The Missus

WWN Guide To Apologising To The Missus

Local Man Hoping Chinese Factory Explosions Won’t Affect iPhone 7 Rollout

Local Man Hoping Chinese Factory Explosions Won’t Affect iPhone 7 Rollout

Kid Breaks Schoolbag Deadlift World Record

Kid Breaks Schoolbag Deadlift World Record

Gourmet Burgers Actually Just Normal Burgers, Investigation Reveals

Gourmet Burgers Actually Just Normal Burgers, Investigation Reveals

OMG! The Biggest 5 Fashion Disasters Of The Migrant Crisis

OMG! The Biggest 5 Fashion Disasters Of The Migrant Crisis

Mars Curiosity Rover Asks NASA If It Can Come Home Now

Mars Curiosity Rover Asks NASA If It Can Come Home Now

Central Bank To Release Commemorative Coin Depicting The 2008 Bank Guarantee

Central Bank To Release Commemorative Coin Depicting The 2008 Bank Guarantee

Some Guy Keeps Commenting On Your Facebook Posts

Some Guy Keeps Commenting On Your Facebook Posts

12-Year-Old Diving Prodigy Signs For Manchester United

12-Year-Old Diving Prodigy Signs For Manchester United

Futurewatch: On The Set Of The Last Ever Porno

Futurewatch: On The Set Of The Last Ever Porno

WWN Guide To Nailing Bohemian Rhapsody At Karaoke

WWN Guide To Nailing Bohemian Rhapsody At Karaoke

7 Mistakes Every Kid Makes On The First Day Of School

7 Mistakes Every Kid Makes On The First Day Of School

98% Of Keys In The Other Pocket

98% Of Keys In The Other Pocket

Local Council Gang Charging Terrified Residents €2.50 An Hour To Park Their Cars

Local Council Gang Charging Terrified Residents €2.50 An Hour To Park Their Cars

Gardaí Launch ‘Slow Down At The Checkpoint, Then Carry On Driving Like A Lunatic’ Campaign

Gardaí Launch ‘Slow Down At The Checkpoint, Then Carry On Driving Like A Lunatic’ Campaign

HSE Purchase 76,000 Kilos Of Cold Turkey To Treat Drug Addicts

HSE Purchase 76,000 Kilos Of Cold Turkey To Treat Drug Addicts

Kid On First Day Of School Completely Oblivious To How Long Education Lasts For

Kid On First Day Of School Completely Oblivious To How Long Education Lasts For

Contagious Yawn Outbreak Devastates Dublin Office

Contagious Yawn Outbreak Devastates Dublin Office

Traveller Partaking In Mass Brawl Wondering Where The Stereotypes Come From

Traveller Partaking In Mass Brawl Wondering Where The Stereotypes Come From

Mark McCabe Threatens Release Of Maniac 2015

Mark McCabe Threatens Release Of Maniac 2015

WWN Guide To Forgetting Your Fucking Email Password

The Edge Finally Gets Beanie Surgically Removed After Four Hour Procedure

The Edge Finally Gets Beanie Surgically Removed After Four Hour Procedure

WWN’s TV Guide

WWN’s TV Guide

America Plays Blame Game For 850th Time Since Sandy Hook Shootings

America Plays Blame Game For 850th Time Since Sandy Hook Shootings

Man On 8th Craft Beer No Longer Concerned With Full Bodied Hoppy Flavour

Man On 8th Craft Beer No Longer Concerned With Full Bodied Hoppy Flavour

One-Night Stand Galway Girl Seeks Father Of Her 7-Year-Old Child

One-Night Stand Galway Girl Seeks Father Of Her 7-Year-Old Child

Government Launch ‘Slate Sinn Féin Before The Election’ Campaign

Government Launch ‘Slate Sinn Féin Before The Election’ Campaign

WWN Guide To Perfecting Your Opinion On The Middle East

WWN Guide To Perfecting Your Opinion On The Middle East

Man To Spend Entire Day Wondering What Waitress Meant By Wink

Man To Spend Entire Day Wondering What Waitress Meant By Wink

Dozens Arrested After Thai Tims Clash With Thai Huns

Dozens Arrested After Thai Tims Clash With Thai Huns

WWN Event Guide

WWN Event Guide

Couple Hope You Can Make It To Their Wedding In Outer Mongolia

Couple Hope You Can Make It To Their Wedding In Outer Mongolia

Nation Leaves Job Section Open For County Leitrim On The Kitchen Table

Nation Leaves Job Section Open For County Leitrim On The Kitchen Table

Rosanna Davison’s Vegan Diet The Leading Cause Of Ignorance

Rosanna Davison’s Vegan Diet The Leading Cause Of Ignorance

This Alternative Ending To Friends May Ruin The Show For You Forever

This Alternative Ending To Friends May Ruin The Show For You Forever

Kylie Jenner Poses Topless In This California Beach Photoshoot (NSFW)

Kylie Jenner Poses Topless In This California Beach Photoshoot (NSFW)

Migrants Give Calais Incredibly Negative Reviews On TripAdvisor

Migrants Give Calais Incredibly Negative Reviews On TripAdvisor

China’s Stock Market: How It Affects The €470 You Have In The Credit Union

China’s Stock Market: How It Affects The €470 You Have In The Credit Union

Last Kid To Reach Front Door Claims ‘It Wasn’t A Race’

Last Kid To Reach Front Door Claims ‘It Wasn’t A Race’

8 Emojis That Come In Handy When Trying To Plan A Murder

8 Emojis That Come In Handy When Trying To Plan A Murder

Gospel Of Jesus’ Wife Contains References To Him Never Taking The Bins Out

Gospel Of Jesus’ Wife Contains References To Him Never Taking The Bins Out

Bus Accident Victim Refused Hospital Treatment Due To Unclean Underwear

Bus Accident Victim Refused Hospital Treatment Due To Unclean Underwear

IRA Recruiting New Members Via JobBridge

IRA Recruiting New Members Via JobBridge

Woman Live Tweets A Guy Murdering His Girlfriend And It’s HILARIOUS

Woman Live Tweets A Guy Murdering His Girlfriend And It’s HILARIOUS

Absolute Fucking Legend Needs Liver Transplant At 23

Absolute Fucking Legend Needs Liver Transplant At 23

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

5 Times God Just Sorta Left You To It

5 Times God Just Sorta Left You To It

The Fake IRA Takes Responsibility For McGuigan Murder

The Fake IRA Takes Responsibility For McGuigan Murder

Justin Gatlin Tests Positive For Failure

Justin Gatlin Tests Positive For Failure

Couple On Tinder Date Spend First Ten Minutes Explaining Why They’re On Tinder

Couple On Tinder Date Spend First Ten Minutes Explaining Why They’re On Tinder

School Reunion Perfect Reminder As To Why You Never Kept In Touch

School Reunion Perfect Reminder As To Why You Never Kept In Touch

WWN Travel: Our Guide To Malta

WWN Travel: Our Guide To Malta

Media To Continue Chipping Away At Zayn Malik Until The Little Bastard Cracks

Media To Continue Chipping Away At Zayn Malik Until The Little Bastard Cracks

6 Ways To Effortlessly Work Into Conversation That You Were At The Gym Today

6 Ways To Effortlessly Work Into Conversation That You Were At The Gym Today

Corrib Gardaí Make Empty Pint Glass Hand Motion At Shell

Corrib Gardaí Make Empty Pint Glass Hand Motion At Shell

Newly Single Woman Surrounded By Supportive Male Friends Who Want To Sleep With Her

Newly Single Woman Surrounded By Supportive Male Friends Who Want To Sleep With Her

Greek PM Alexis Tsipras Last Seen On A Dinghy Heading For Syria

Greek PM Alexis Tsipras Last Seen On A Dinghy Heading For Syria

Returning Gaeltacht Survivors Struggle To Rejoin Society

Returning Gaeltacht Survivors Struggle To Rejoin Society

ISIS Staying Out Of The Headlines By Not Killing Lions

ISIS Staying Out Of The Headlines By Not Killing Lions

Maurice Pratt Finally Arrested Over Traumatic Back To School Adverts

Maurice Pratt Finally Arrested Over Traumatic Back To School Adverts

Where Are They Now? Kim Kardashian

Where Are They Now? Kim Kardashian

Alan Kelly Discovered To Be Two Kids Wearing A Long Coat

Alan Kelly Discovered To Be Two Kids Wearing A Long Coat

TV Guide

TV Guide

Sock Found On Beach

Sock Found On Beach

Fears Grow “Straight Outta Compton” May Be Glamourising Lifestyles Of Successful Black Men

Fears Grow “Straight Outta Compton” May Be Glamourising Lifestyles Of Successful Black Men

Dock Leaves No Longer Available Without Prescription

Dock Leaves No Longer Available Without Prescription

Dublin Homeless Families To Be Moved Out Of View Of Tourists

Dublin Homeless Families To Be Moved Out Of View Of Tourists

WWN Event Guide

WWN Event Guide

Parents Fail Yearly Review Carried Out By Children

Parents Fail Yearly Review Carried Out By Children

5 Signs Your Asshole Mates Are Getting In The Way Of Your Drinking

5 Signs Your Asshole Mates Are Getting In The Way Of Your Drinking

Airline Pilot Admits Not Knowing What Half This Shit Is For

Airline Pilot Admits Not Knowing What Half This Shit Is For

The Story Of Irishman Patrick O’Clock And How He Invented The Time

The Story Of Irishman Patrick O’Clock And How He Invented The Time

Local Man Continues To Battle Ross From ‘Friends’ Comparisons

Local Man Continues To Battle Ross From ‘Friends’ Comparisons

Female Viagra To Replace Pernod & Black By 2018

Female Viagra To Replace Pernod & Black By 2018

Poems, Punches & Not So Lovely Girls: WWN’s Rose of Tralee Exposé

Poems, Punches & Not So Lovely Girls: WWN’s Rose of Tralee Exposé

Mother Spending Day On Facebook Bemoans Lack Of Interesting Friends

Mother Spending Day On Facebook Bemoans Lack Of Interesting Friends

Teenager Has Hand Surgically Removed From His Balls

Teenager Has Hand Surgically Removed From His Balls

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