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Hairdresser Insists On Telling Customers Her Entire Life Story

Hairdresser Insists On Telling Customers Her Entire Life Story

Local Man Trying His Best To Hide Pain After Pinching Itchy Testicle Too Hard

Local Man Trying His Best To Hide Pain After Pinching Itchy Testicle Too Hard

What Your Russian Brides Order Says About You

What Your Russian Brides Order Says About You

‘Lidl Guy’ Vows To Treat Homophobics Equally

‘Lidl Guy’ Vows To Treat Homophobics Equally

John Delaney’s €360,000 Salary More Offensive Than Any Republican Ballad

John Delaney’s €360,000 Salary More Offensive Than Any Republican Ballad

Panic For Man After Girlfriend Ends Sentence He Wasn’t Listening To With A Question

Panic For Man After Girlfriend Ends Sentence He Wasn’t Listening To With A Question

Man Decides Perfect Time To Declare His Love For Co-Worker Is At The Christmas Party Around 4am

Man Decides Perfect Time To Declare His Love For Co-Worker Is At The Christmas Party Around 4am

US Cops Almost Manage Two Whole Months Without Shooting A Black Teenager

US Cops Almost Manage Two Whole Months Without Shooting A Black Teenager

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Horoscopes

Bertie Ahern: ‘Gerry Adams Saying He Was Not In The IRA Is Like Me Saying I Didn’t Ruin The Country’

Bertie Ahern: ‘Gerry Adams Saying He Was Not In The IRA Is Like Me Saying I Didn’t Ruin The Country’

Next Katie Taylor Fight To Be For Frozen Doll In Dublin Toy Shop

Next Katie Taylor Fight To Be For Frozen Doll In Dublin Toy Shop

Homeless Crisis Not Worth Protesting About, Agrees Society

Homeless Crisis Not Worth Protesting About, Agrees Society

Unsecured Irish Webcams Added To Netflix In Landmark TV Deal

Unsecured Irish Webcams Added To Netflix In Landmark TV Deal

Daily Mail TV Show To Be An Hour Of Telling Women They’re Shit

Daily Mail TV Show To Be An Hour Of Telling Women They’re Shit

Guy At Christmas Market Wondering What’s So Festive About An 8 Euro Hotdog

Guy At Christmas Market Wondering What’s So Festive About An 8 Euro Hotdog

Scientists Finally Prove That ‘She’ Is Not The Cat’s Mother

Scientists Finally Prove That ‘She’ Is Not The Cat’s Mother

Man Begins Daily Fight Against Falling Asleep On Bus Right Before His Stop

Man Begins Daily Fight Against Falling Asleep On Bus Right Before His Stop

‘Bad Ass’ Parks Right In Front Of Supermarket Despite Dozens Of Car Spaces Available

‘Bad Ass’ Parks Right In Front Of Supermarket Despite Dozens Of Car Spaces Available

WWN Classifieds

WWN Classifieds

Unreasonable Person Wondering How To Upgrade Himself To Sinister Fringe For Dec 10th

Unreasonable Person Wondering How To Upgrade Himself To Sinister Fringe For Dec 10th

Video Of Three Grannies Trying Heroin For the First Time Ends In Tragedy

Video Of Three Grannies Trying Heroin For the First Time Ends In Tragedy

Confidence In Scientists At All Time Low As Another Year Passes Without Dinosaur Cloning

Confidence In Scientists At All Time Low As Another Year Passes Without Dinosaur Cloning

“I’m Voting Yes To Gay Marriage,” Say People Who Aren’t Even Registered To Vote

“I’m Voting Yes To Gay Marriage,” Say People Who Aren’t Even Registered To Vote

World Just 400,134 Viral Videos Away From Ending Sexism

World Just 400,134 Viral Videos Away From Ending Sexism

Government Thanks Homeless Charities For Doing Their Job For Them

Government Thanks Homeless Charities For Doing Their Job For Them

Ireland Impress With 4-1 Win In Match That Doesn’t Matter

Ireland Impress With 4-1 Win In Match That Doesn’t Matter

Hilarious Co-Worker Planning On Buying Dildo For Whoever He Gets For Kris Kringle

Hilarious Co-Worker Planning On Buying Dildo For Whoever He Gets For Kris Kringle

Public Ask Government To Just Skip To The Part Where They Abolish Water Charges

Public Ask Government To Just Skip To The Part Where They Abolish Water Charges

Blocking Of Torrent Sites By Service Providers Wipes Out Internet Piracy For Five Minutes

Blocking Of Torrent Sites By Service Providers Wipes Out Internet Piracy For Five Minutes

WWN’S TV Guide

WWN’S TV Guide

Waterford Man Trying To Crowbar Irish Water Into Every Conversation

Waterford Man Trying To Crowbar Irish Water Into Every Conversation

Katie Taylor World Title Defence Overshadowed By Model Knitting In Jungle Today

Katie Taylor World Title Defence Overshadowed By Model Knitting In Jungle Today

Bill Cosby To Be Relocated To Small Irish Village

Bill Cosby To Be Relocated To Small Irish Village

Man Who No Like Water Thing Throws Rock At Shiny Car

Man Who No Like Water Thing Throws Rock At Shiny Car

Trapattoni To Sue Martin O’Neill For Copyright Infringement

Trapattoni To Sue Martin O’Neill For Copyright Infringement

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Horoscopes

Band Aid Single To Raise Fraction Of Wealth Of Those Singing On It

Band Aid Single To Raise Fraction Of Wealth Of Those Singing On It

Kid To Play It Dangerously By Asking Santy For “A Surprise”

Kid To Play It Dangerously By Asking Santy For “A Surprise”

RTÉ Soccer Panel To Be Humanely Put Down

RTÉ Soccer Panel To Be Humanely Put Down

Compulsive Liar Unaware Friends Don’t Believe His Bullshit

Compulsive Liar Unaware Friends Don’t Believe His Bullshit

Waterford Man’s First Grey Pubic Hair Is Nothing To Panic About

Waterford Man’s First Grey Pubic Hair Is Nothing To Panic About

Ireland And Scotland Fans To Set New World Record For Swearing At Tonight’s Match

Ireland And Scotland Fans To Set New World Record For Swearing At Tonight’s Match

Behind The Scenes At Sinn Féin’s Dáil Sit In

Behind The Scenes At Sinn Féin’s Dáil Sit In

Mother Of IT Support Technician To Continue Saying Her Son “Works At Computers”

Mother Of IT Support Technician To Continue Saying Her Son “Works At Computers”

Taoiseach To Wear Blindfold & Earmuffs To Avoid Public Heckling

Taoiseach To Wear Blindfold & Earmuffs To Avoid Public Heckling

Chinese Lad With Hard To Pronounce Name To Be Called “Jim” From Now On

Chinese Lad With Hard To Pronounce Name To Be Called “Jim” From Now On

WWN Classifieds

WWN Classifieds

“God Obviously Wants To Keep His Messenger On Earth For Another Few Years”  – Bono

“God Obviously Wants To Keep His Messenger On Earth For Another Few Years” – Bono

Politicians Add 1916 Commemorations To List Of Things They’ll Ruin For Everyone Else

Politicians Add 1916 Commemorations To List Of Things They’ll Ruin For Everyone Else

Tourists Become Hopelessly Lost After Asking Irish Man For Directions

Tourists Become Hopelessly Lost After Asking Irish Man For Directions

‘Please Not Another Bandaid Single’ Drive Raises Billions For Charity

‘Please Not Another Bandaid Single’ Drive Raises Billions For Charity

Revenue To Continue Not Taxing The Church Or Any Other Multi Billion Euro Corporation

Revenue To Continue Not Taxing The Church Or Any Other Multi Billion Euro Corporation

JobBridge Intern Brutally Murders Entire Office In Daydream

JobBridge Intern Brutally Murders Entire Office In Daydream

WWN’S TV Guide

WWN’S TV Guide

Taxpayers To Pay Ulster Bank Fine “For Old Times Sake”

Taxpayers To Pay Ulster Bank Fine “For Old Times Sake”

Japanese Man Spends $30,000 On Plastic Surgery To Have Genitals Pixelated

Japanese Man Spends $30,000 On Plastic Surgery To Have Genitals Pixelated

Media Abandons News To Talk About Kim Kardashian’s Arse

Media Abandons News To Talk About Kim Kardashian’s Arse

Waterford Lad Has Drawer Full Of Skanked Lighters At Home

Waterford Lad Has Drawer Full Of Skanked Lighters At Home

Woman With All Her Christmas Shopping Done To Spend November Being A Smug Bitch

Woman With All Her Christmas Shopping Done To Spend November Being A Smug Bitch

Decline In Garda Numbers Hits Breakfast Roll Sales Nationwide

Decline In Garda Numbers Hits Breakfast Roll Sales Nationwide

New Children’s Hospital To Have Up To Date Lack Of Funding

New Children’s Hospital To Have Up To Date Lack Of Funding

“I’ll Call Around Some Night To Apologise,” Adams Tells Independent Editor

“I’ll Call Around Some Night To Apologise,” Adams Tells Independent Editor

Christmas Moved Forward Three Weeks Due To Consumer Demand

Christmas Moved Forward Three Weeks Due To Consumer Demand

Keith Barry’s Weather Forecast

Keith Barry’s Weather Forecast

RTÉ Announce Love/Hate Spinoff ‘Warren’ Peace’ Centred On Nidge’s Son

RTÉ Announce Love/Hate Spinoff ‘Warren’ Peace’ Centred On Nidge’s Son

Dapper Laughs Diagnosed With Virus That ‘Makes Humans More Stupid’

Dapper Laughs Diagnosed With Virus That ‘Makes Humans More Stupid’

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Horoscopes

Scientists Reach End Of What Can Be Learned From Water Balloons Bursting In Slow Motion

Scientists Reach End Of What Can Be Learned From Water Balloons Bursting In Slow Motion

Tabloids Fly Planes With Love/Hate Spoilers Over The Entire Country

Tabloids Fly Planes With Love/Hate Spoilers Over The Entire Country

Waterford Man ‘Extremely Self-Conscious’ With Lidl Bag In Super Valu

Waterford Man ‘Extremely Self-Conscious’ With Lidl Bag In Super Valu

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WWN’S Event Guide

Government Declares November 7th Official ‘No Talking About Irish Water’ Day

Government Declares November 7th Official ‘No Talking About Irish Water’ Day

Asshole Friend To Pick Apart Movie Interstellar Tonight Just To Be Different

Asshole Friend To Pick Apart Movie Interstellar Tonight Just To Be Different

Pharrell Williams Sells Out Croke Park

Pharrell Williams Sells Out Croke Park