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Parents To Get Nice And Drunk Before Taking Kids To Pantomime

Parents To Get Nice And Drunk Before Taking Kids To Pantomime

Taoiseach’s Christmas Address Criticised For Not Telling Public Where To Buy Elsa Dolls

Taoiseach’s Christmas Address Criticised For Not Telling Public Where To Buy Elsa Dolls

Dublin Man Spends Lunchtime On The Run From Charity Workers

Dublin Man Spends Lunchtime On The Run From Charity Workers

Poignant Scenes In Dublin Estate As Water Meter Installers Have Game Of Football With Protestors

Poignant Scenes In Dublin Estate As Water Meter Installers Have Game Of Football With Protestors

Roy Keane To Be Visited By Three Ghosts On Christmas Eve

Roy Keane To Be Visited By Three Ghosts On Christmas Eve

First Ever Doorman Without Criminal Record Hired In Waterford

First Ever Doorman Without Criminal Record Hired In Waterford

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WWN Event Guide

Sony Hackers Urged To Target Shitty Romantic Comedies Next

Sony Hackers Urged To Target Shitty Romantic Comedies Next

Garda Crackdown On Pricks Skipping Queues

Garda Crackdown On Pricks Skipping Queues

Waterford Man Celebrates 48th Menstrual Cycle With Girlfriend

Waterford Man Celebrates 48th Menstrual Cycle With Girlfriend

WWN Lonely Hearts

WWN Lonely Hearts

5 Things Your Arse Is Doing Behind Your Back

5 Things Your Arse Is Doing Behind Your Back

Panic As Child Makes Last Minute Change To Santa List After Presents Purchased

Panic As Child Makes Last Minute Change To Santa List After Presents Purchased

God Considering Turning Humankind Off, Then Turning It Back On Again

God Considering Turning Humankind Off, Then Turning It Back On Again

Banking Inquiry Begins Its Long Journey To Getting To The Bottom Of Nothing

Banking Inquiry Begins Its Long Journey To Getting To The Bottom Of Nothing

Scientists Confirm Link Between Not Having Kids And Knowing Exactly How To Raise Them

Scientists Confirm Link Between Not Having Kids And Knowing Exactly How To Raise Them

Bouncers Vow To Continue Putting Nightclub Stamp Right Where Your Boss Will See It

Bouncers Vow To Continue Putting Nightclub Stamp Right Where Your Boss Will See It

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WWN Classifieds

Scientists Create Genetically Modified Puppies That Will Only Last For The Christmas Period

Scientists Create Genetically Modified Puppies That Will Only Last For The Christmas Period

Wetherspoons Hotel And Pub To Offer On-Site Stomach Pumping In New Venture

Wetherspoons Hotel And Pub To Offer On-Site Stomach Pumping In New Venture

Shock As GAA Club Final Passes Without 30 Man Brawl

Shock As GAA Club Final Passes Without 30 Man Brawl

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WWN Horoscopes

Guy Claiming To Be Gluten Intolerant Just A Complete Fucking Whinger

Guy Claiming To Be Gluten Intolerant Just A Complete Fucking Whinger

X-Factor Winner Enjoys Literally 15 Minutes Of Fame

X-Factor Winner Enjoys Literally 15 Minutes Of Fame

Thousands Attend Candlelit Vigil For Bar Staff Ahead Of 12 Pubs Of Christmas

Thousands Attend Candlelit Vigil For Bar Staff Ahead Of 12 Pubs Of Christmas

Department Of Health Issue Apology For Whatever Scandal It Is This Time

Department Of Health Issue Apology For Whatever Scandal It Is This Time

Parents Outraged As Online Hackers Release Details Of Santa’s Naughty List

Parents Outraged As Online Hackers Release Details Of Santa’s Naughty List

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WWN TV Guide

GP Charging Patients €55 To Tell Them Some Shit They Already Know

GP Charging Patients €55 To Tell Them Some Shit They Already Know

Calls For Hipsters To Be Banned From Opening Businesses And Creating Employment

Calls For Hipsters To Be Banned From Opening Businesses And Creating Employment

Neighbour Wins Imaginary Christmas Lights Competition In His Head For 5th Year Running

Neighbour Wins Imaginary Christmas Lights Competition In His Head For 5th Year Running

Pregnant Teenager To Give The “Immaculate Conception” Excuse A Try

Pregnant Teenager To Give The “Immaculate Conception” Excuse A Try

8 Most Popular Gifts This Christmas

8 Most Popular Gifts This Christmas

2018 Will See 12 Aldi & Lidl Stores For Every Person In Ireland

2018 Will See 12 Aldi & Lidl Stores For Every Person In Ireland

Customer Paying With Change ‘Must Have Been Singing’, Points Out Hilarious Fucking Barman

Customer Paying With Change ‘Must Have Been Singing’, Points Out Hilarious Fucking Barman

Sales Of Red Pens Soar Following Release Of Christmas RTÉ Guide

Sales Of Red Pens Soar Following Release Of Christmas RTÉ Guide

HSE To Investigate Care Homes For Hidden Cameras Following Prime Time Report

HSE To Investigate Care Homes For Hidden Cameras Following Prime Time Report

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WWN Classifieds

Liverpool Make Stunning Return To Being Shite Again

Liverpool Make Stunning Return To Being Shite Again

Keyboard Warrior Perfecting Excuse For Not Turning Up At Today’s Water Protests

Keyboard Warrior Perfecting Excuse For Not Turning Up At Today’s Water Protests

Dublin Girl Doesn’t Care What She Gets For Christmas As Long As It’s Expensive

Dublin Girl Doesn’t Care What She Gets For Christmas As Long As It’s Expensive

7 Reasons Your Boss Should Totally Fire You, You Worthless Piece Of Shit

7 Reasons Your Boss Should Totally Fire You, You Worthless Piece Of Shit

Winter Conditions Warned For This Winter

Winter Conditions Warned For This Winter

“We’ve Had To Lay Off The Pool Cleaner” Dalkey Mum’s Heartbreaking Letter To The Taoiseach

“We’ve Had To Lay Off The Pool Cleaner” Dalkey Mum’s Heartbreaking Letter To The Taoiseach

Water Meter Installers Looking Forward To A Quiet Day At Work Tomorrow

Water Meter Installers Looking Forward To A Quiet Day At Work Tomorrow

Man Utd Fan Politely Points Out His Team Have Won 5 Games In A Row

Man Utd Fan Politely Points Out His Team Have Won 5 Games In A Row

13-Year-Old Fears That He May Be A Paedophile

13-Year-Old Fears That He May Be A Paedophile

Dublin Braces Itself For Onslaught Of Culchie Shoppers

Dublin Braces Itself For Onslaught Of Culchie Shoppers

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WWN Horoscopes

Gardaí Called To Scene Of Robbery As Man Is Charged €80 For Christmas Tree

Gardaí Called To Scene Of Robbery As Man Is Charged €80 For Christmas Tree

Grumpy Cat Found Dead In Hotel Room In Suspected Drug Overdose

Grumpy Cat Found Dead In Hotel Room In Suspected Drug Overdose

‘Variety Of Available Parking Swung It For Me,’ Confirms D’Arcy

‘Variety Of Available Parking Swung It For Me,’ Confirms D’Arcy

Newly Single Waterford Man Open To Dating Someone Who Will Piss Off Ex-Girlfriend

Newly Single Waterford Man Open To Dating Someone Who Will Piss Off Ex-Girlfriend

WWN Event Guide

WWN Event Guide

Facebook’s Irish Tax Bill Comes To Price Of Happy Meal & A Trip To The Cinema

Facebook’s Irish Tax Bill Comes To Price Of Happy Meal & A Trip To The Cinema

Man Being Treated In Hospital After Rare Allergic Reaction To Mother-In-Law

Man Being Treated In Hospital After Rare Allergic Reaction To Mother-In-Law

Tiny Christmas Tree On Desk Doing Fuck All For Office Worker’s Spirits

Tiny Christmas Tree On Desk Doing Fuck All For Office Worker’s Spirits

Date Rapist Foiled After Woman Leaves Beermat Over Glass

Date Rapist Foiled After Woman Leaves Beermat Over Glass

84% Of Politicians Relieved Mary Lou McDonald Didn’t Mention Their Ansbacher Account In Dáil Yesterday

84% Of Politicians Relieved Mary Lou McDonald Didn’t Mention Their Ansbacher Account In Dáil Yesterday

Fathers Already Practising Their ‘Thanks For The Socks’ Face Ahead Of Christmas

Fathers Already Practising Their ‘Thanks For The Socks’ Face Ahead Of Christmas

Religious Cult To Distribute ‘Marriage Plan’ Drafted By Imaginary Man In The Sky

Religious Cult To Distribute ‘Marriage Plan’ Drafted By Imaginary Man In The Sky

No Going Into The Bottom Row Of Milk Tray Rule Now in Operation

No Going Into The Bottom Row Of Milk Tray Rule Now in Operation

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WWN Classifieds

Ireland Turning Into Modern Society That Sees Politicians Exploit Gay Community For Votes

Ireland Turning Into Modern Society That Sees Politicians Exploit Gay Community For Votes

New UK Porn Laws Set To Ban Appearances By GAA Lads

New UK Porn Laws Set To Ban Appearances By GAA Lads

Waterford Man Was Not ‘Active’ On Messenger Two Minutes Ago Despite Facebook Claims

Waterford Man Was Not ‘Active’ On Messenger Two Minutes Ago Despite Facebook Claims

People With Double-Barreled Surnames Urged To Just Fucking Pick One

People With Double-Barreled Surnames Urged To Just Fucking Pick One

TDs To Try Go Whole Week Without Having Dáil Adjourned Every 5 Minutes

TDs To Try Go Whole Week Without Having Dáil Adjourned Every 5 Minutes

WWN Horoscopes

WWN Horoscopes

TV Programs Today 20% Worse At Parenting Children Than In The 90s

TV Programs Today 20% Worse At Parenting Children Than In The 90s

Government Announce Latest Homeless Figures Down One From Last Week

Government Announce Latest Homeless Figures Down One From Last Week

‘Big Boned’ Man Actually Just A Fat Bastard

‘Big Boned’ Man Actually Just A Fat Bastard

WWN’S TV Guide

WWN’S TV Guide