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Weather To Remain Cold, But Not Cold-Cold
THE latest weather report from Met Éireann has confirmed the nation’s worst fears; that although the next couple of weeks ... -
HSE Down To Last Wire Brush, Bottle Of Dettol
ANYONE currently awaiting treatment for ailments ranging from chronic piles to chronic pyorrhoea have been advised to check with their ... -
Local Psycho Actually Likes Shite Weather
AN APPARENT psychopath has declared his fondness for shite and inclement weather, specifically the horrid unremitting bleakness associated with the ... -
Remembering Tragic Winter Solstice ’89
FOR many, the Winter Solstice is the perfect time of year to come together in pagan worship, as the first sun ... -
Man In Doctor’s Waiting Room Guessing What’s Wrong With Every Patient
IN A bid to pass the time, one intrepid Waterford man has taken to guessing the illness, ailment and sexually ... -
WARNING! If You Can Read This, You’re The Only One Who Survived The Cold Weather
The WWN is sad to report that the unseasonable seasonal weather has claimed the lives of the entire population of ... -
Weather Issues Met Éireann Warning
THE Irish weather has issued a statement in which it warns the public to be aware of sweeping statements blowing ... -
Solution To Everyone Being Happy With Temperature In Workplace Still Years Away, Warn Scientists
THE complex thermodynamic solution required to make sure the average workplace is at a temperature that suits each one of ... -
Wives & Girlfriends Completely Unprepared For Impending Man Flu Epidemic
DESPITE advanced warning and a year on year increase in cases, the Nation’s wives and girlfriends are yet again completely ...
