IN THE WAKE of Elon Musk attempting to back out of his deal to acquire Twitter citing a lack of satisfaction around the user data disclosed by the social media company, Twitter have raised their own concerns WWN Tech can reveal. “Nevermind Twitter bot numbers, eh, when were you going to tell us you’re a… Read more »
GROUNDBREAKING new technology developed by Tesla will use the rage generated on Twitter to power all future batteries in its range of electrical road vehicles, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced today. The news follows on from the announcement that the South African billionaire is to purchase the social network for $44bn, putting questions to bed… Read more »
TESLA mogul Elon Musk’s plan to purchase Twitter has sparked concern that the currently-idyllic social media platform may turn into a breeding ground for resentment and contempt, populated solely by attention seekers and oddballs. Musk, who earlier this week decided against joining Twitter’s board of directors after hearing he would have to undergo a background… Read more »
THE numbers don’t lie; over 35% of Twitter’s 261 million users are female… that’s a lot of women just waiting for you to cosy up to them and be the man they’ve been waiting for from the moment they signed up. One sure-fire way to pave the path to Bedtown is to simply nod along… Read more »
A CHEMICAL attack which continues the incalculable suffering endured by innocent civilians in Syria has tragically interrupted thousands of people’s routine of mindlessly scrolling through their social media feeds, WWN understands. Penetrating newsfeeds with pinpoint precision, the chemical attack in Damascus suburb of Douma, has left thousands affected by the inconvenient realisation that the 7-year… Read more »
The international community is said to be shaken by the latest development in the Syrian civil war, which had seen embattled despot Bashar al-Assad sensationally ‘unfollow’ the UN on twitter. Talks in Geneva ended without agreement despite an indication that the Syrian leader was willing to engage with rebel leaders, the hope being a peace… Read more »