AS MANY as 126 pubs have been sanctioned by authorities for flouting Covid-19 related restrictions, prompting a shocked and appalled Irish public to carefully make a note of the pubs in question with a future session in mind. Brazen pubs eagerly opening in defiance rules and guidelines are reasonably assumed to be the exact sort… Read more »
A HIGHLY scientific new study carried out by the Vintners Association of Ireland has found that flatulence caused by drinking at least three pints of Guinness can ward off the Coronavirus, WWN can confirm. Sponsored by Diageo, the study was carried out in a ‘test bar’ in Dublin’s city centre with over 100 subjects who… Read more »
THE TAOISEACH made the reluctant decision to delay the reopening of pubs for at least another 3 weeks, prompting auld lads at the end of bars to spontaneously combust from blind rage. But with Covid-19 cases on the rise here and elsewhere, many believe there are only easy, simple and obvious measures to put in… Read more »
A WORRYING new report published today has warned that if Irish pubs do not open soon, the majority of its citizens will turn into full blown alcoholics by September, WWN can confirm. The study found that people who would have normally drank in a pub one or two nights a week have become so worried… Read more »
WITH publicans still getting to grips with the government’s loosey-goosey re-opening regulations, normal punters are taking it upon themselves to ensure the safety of themselves and those around them, particularly when completely ossified. Although social distancing has become de rigueur when in shops and on public transport, it remains to be seen how effective it… Read more »
WATERFORD man William Henderson is this morning shaking off the effects of a hard night of substantial meals with the lads, during their tearful reunion with their local pub which does food now, apparently. Henderson, along with Derek Adams, Headsy, maybe Paul Malone was there too but nobody is sure; hit the Wheelrim Arms at half… Read more »
AFTER months of deliberation, concrete plans for the re-opening of pubs in Ireland are finally in motion, with the nation’s bars set to re-open on the 29th of June. Although the initial re-opening phases didn’t have pubs or restaurants on the agenda for months, this has all been brought forward to retain the vital economic… Read more »
DESPITE the best intentions of all involved, a Waterford BBQ/get-together that had been promised to ‘not be a mad one’ turned out, in actual fact, to be a mad one in the late hours of yesterday evening. Here’s how the grave turn of events played out in the O’Driscoll household yesterday. 2PM: Buoyed by the… Read more »
THE QUESTION ‘what makes a pub a pub’ is being debated today after radical new plans were mooted that would allow bars and nightclubs to re-open at the same time as cafes and restaurants, albeit without several pub favourites such as some aul lad nursing a pint for four hours, out-of-control kids that shouldn’t be… Read more »
THIS just in: A number of extra fees and charges are to be implemented by publicans when the restrictions surrounding Covid-19 are lifted, according to a report we’ve just written and published on the internet. These measures are aimed at making up lost revenue, probably, and include: A flat entry fee, not unlike that into… Read more »