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De Gea Regrets Experimental Hand Swap Surgery
IN THE WAKE of his latest high profile blunders in the FA Cup semi-final against Chelsea, Manchester United goalkeeper David ... -
Zidane Wins Appeal Over Bald Fraud Conviction
AN EGREGIOUS miscarriage of justice that has been the subject of several Making A Murderer style documentaries on online streaming ... -
Nation Suffers PTSD Flashbacks After Serving Time In Jackie’s Army
A CRIPPLING bout of emotionally charged Post-Tournament Success Disorder flashbacks have been happily and enthusiastically reported by Ireland’s grizzled veterans ... -
Camouflaged County Team Returns To Training Under Cover Of Darkness
ABSEILING down the interior of a disused well on an abandoned farm which leading to a series of interconnecting tunnels, ... -
Choosing Liverpool As ‘His Club’ At Age 7 Finally Pays Off For Local Man
WATERFORD man Eric Wilson is congratulating himself for ‘playing the long game’ when it comes to choosing a football team ... -
Court Hears John Delaney Still An Awful Prick
FORMER FAI CEO John Delaney has made the news again today as part of an ongoing OCDE investigation into the ... -
Djokovic Signs Record Nike Ventilator Deal
THERE was a moment of panic for world tennis number 1 Novac Djokovic today after being informed that he had ... -
Lads WhatsApp Groups Make Welcome Return To Mindless Football Shite Talk
NOW with actual Premier League football back, Whatsapp groups with names like ‘footy and tits’ have made a long awaited ... -
Senior Member Of Murderous Drug Cartel Accused Of Being A Boxing Promoter
IN A SAD case of the media once again tarnishing the spotless reputation of a standup citizen, member of notorious ... -
Calls Grow For Marcus Rashford To Replace British Government
FOLLOWING Manchester United player Marcus Rashford’s efforts in helping to raise £20 million to feed 3 million people during the ...