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“Have You Thought About Giving The Hurling A Go?” Mayo Asked
“AH NO, but really, really giving it a go like. There’s no shame in it, just look at Limerick sure, ... -
Entire Population Of Mayo Placed On Blood Pressure Medication
AN urgent call has been put out for blood pressure medication to treat the 130,000 inhabitants of county Mayo, after ... -
Miserly Cavan Woman Refuses To Share Points With US Solheim Cup Team
CAVAN woman and professional golfer Leona Maguire has been praised for keeping the vast majority of her Solheim Cup points ... -
Calls Made For All Grand Prix Races To Be Two Laps
THE controversial decision to cut yesterday’s Belgium Grand Prix down to just two laps has rankled many, but there have ... -
Man City Suspend Alleged Rapist, Try To Sign Another Alleged Rapist
THE SHOCKING news that Man City player Benjamin Mendy has been charged with four counts of rape has led the ... -
Major Investigation Launched After Entire County Of Cork Claim To Have No Memory Of Yesterday
BELIEVED to be one of the only recorded incidences of mass amnesia in Ireland, a number of specialist HSE medical ... -
Delusional Cork Under Impression Everybody Rooting For Them In All-Ireland Final
AS ANTICIPATION grows ahead of Sunday’s All-Ireland hurling final, cases of mass delusion are being reported throughout Cork and among ... -
Gardaí Fail To Act On Assault With 24,000 Eye Witnesses
GARDAÍ say there is ‘nothing they can do’ about an alleged assault which took place on a private premises Saturday, ... -
Mayo Sacrifice Goat At Sunrise Atop Croagh Patrick In Bid To End Curse
THE FRIGHTENED bleating of a young goat was silenced by a sharp blade as the sun rose on Clew Bay ... -
PSG Owners Immediately Put Messi To Work On Qatar World Cup Stadiums
SEEKING to maximise the output from their newly installed signing Lionel Messi, the Qatari government’s ‘Qatar Investment Authority’, which owns ...
