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Germany To Give This ‘Political Instability’ Thing A Go
FRANKLY bored of the efficient continuity that delivered 16 years of Angela Merkel and her CDU party leading governments, Germans ... -
Everything Is All Under Control, Insists Burning Johnson
SPEAKING from outside a smoke-filled Number 10 this morning, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has insisted that ‘everything is all ... -
Bustling Economic Titan Of A Country Opens First New Train Station Since 2013
IRELAND, the runaway prosperous economic juggernaut which is the envy of the world, has once again stoked the fires of ... -
Stay Warm This Winter By Burning Leaflets From Politicians Promising They’ll Sort Everything
SAVVY householders may be able to escape savage energy price hikes if they had the foresight to keep the easily ... -
Angela Merkel Vows To Spend Retirement Clubbing In Ibiza
WITH HER 16-year reign as leader of Germany coming to an end, Chancellor Angela Merkel has confirmed her intention to ... -
Taoiseach’s UN Speech: The Highlights
A HISTORIC first as Ireland presided over a meeting of the UN Security Council which took place earlier today, during ... -
Johnson Hails ‘Success’ In US Trade Talks After Biden Tells Him To Fuck Off
TRYING TO put a positive spin on being told once more in no uncertain terms that a trade deal with ... -
Nation Almost Forgot It Had Budget To Look Forward To
PEOPLE cowering in trepidation of the long lull between summer and Halloween with nothing to look forward to were today ... -
“Linking Rent To Inflation Was Our Terrible Idea First” Complain Sinn Féin
MARKING THE first time Fine Gael have semi-successfully landed a ‘well actually Sinn Féin is to blame for that’ barb, ... -
Spontaneous Landlord Erections Linked To Rising Inflation, Finds Report
LANDLORDS suffering from a spate of spontaneous erections this week are being warned of further rises after new research found ...