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Acceptance Of “Mum Bod” Still Decades Away, Predict Experts
FOLLOWING the publication and subsequent viral status of an online post that suggests women currently crave men who possess a ... -
Woman Working In Laundrette Knows What You Do To Your Socks
THAT woman working in the launderette whom you just gave a large bag of dirty clothes to knows what you ... -
Woman’s Eyebrows Stopped Making Sense Years Ago
SLIGO native Niamh Healy’s eyebrows stopped making sense years ago, WWN can exclusively reveal today. Although for a number of ... -
Large Increase In People Milking Yes Campaign To Boost Own Social Status
THERE has been a large increase in the number of people said to be ‘milking’ the marriage equality Yes campaign ... -
Hipster Claims To Have Had Shit In His Beard Before It Was Cool
FOLLOWING a recent report which suggested that beards may contain a wide variety of bacteria as well as trace amounts ... -
Gym Guy Hospitalised After Tiny T-Shirt Cuts Off Circulation
A DUBLIN based fitness fanatic has praised emergency services who rushed to his aid on O’Connell Street yesterday after he ... -
Man Not Sure If He Should Make Plumber Cup Of Tea
DUBLIN man Simon Scully stood awkwardly in his kitchen for the last 15 minutes following the arrival of a plumber, WWN ... -
Family Dinner Gets To That Part Where Granny’s Racism Goes Unchallenged
A WEEKLY family dinner held at the O’Connell family house in the Waterford town of Dungarvan has finally arrived at ... -
Dentist To Begin Asking Question Once His Hands Are In Your Mouth
DENTIST Tom Maher is set to ask a series of questions once he’s got you in the dentist’s chair and ... -
Dublin Girl Can’t Believe How Fucking Old Her Mother Looks
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly made the stark observation that her mother looks really fucking old earlier today, WWN can exclusively ...